If I can bend the space time continuum at will,why the hell can't I get to work on time!?

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If I can bend the space time continuum at will,why the hell can't I get to work on time!?

2006-10-16 14:44:44 · 3 answers · asked by That one guy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys

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I'm not sure. To me the obvious answer, given your time-shifting abilities, woudl be to arrive at work whenever you gosh-darn feel like it, then shift time so you're not late. I know, that solution seems all too simple, but sometimes life's funny that way.

2006-10-16 14:47:39 · answer #1 · answered by Smoove B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Try a bit of salt. It works with making slugs curl up. You can use something hot but don't burn her.

2006-10-16 21:50:35 · answer #2 · answered by kidneyoperation 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

I dunno... try waking up early and getting the morning things done early...

2006-10-16 21:46:30 · answer #3 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋