I am often asked what retired people do to make their days more interesting.
Well, for example, they other day I went down town and went into a shop. I was only in there five minutes and when I came out a cop was writing a parking ticket, and I said "How about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing.
So, I called him a "Nazi". He glared at me, then started writing another ticket for worn tires.
So, I called him a "doughnut munching Gestapo". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first, then started writing a THIRD ticket for the crack in the windshield!
The more I abused him verbally, the more tickets he wrote. This went on for about 20 minutes until it looked like an origami flower under the windshield wiper.
Personally, I didn't care. I had come down town on the bus, and the car had a "Hillary in '08" bumper sticker on it.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's good for my health.
Was this wrong?
2006-10-16 14:40:16 · 14 answers · asked by Samurai Hoghead 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
You are so full of it , old man .
You sound like my Dad !
2006-10-16 14:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it actually happened, you already know it was wrong. I doubt this is a true story. The last time I heard it the bumper sticker was a Clinton '92 sticker.
2006-10-16 21:45:20 · answer #2 · answered by STEVEN F 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Public service, Very good, Usable by both parties as well, pick a candidate.
2006-10-16 21:47:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Old joke. Pretty funny formula, though. I've told it with a "Bush/Cheney" sticker instead and got a lot of laughs.
2006-10-16 21:45:10 · answer #4 · answered by Skippy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice! Cute story. I've heard several variations of it. Finally one that bashes that nasty demogogue.
2006-10-16 21:45:11 · answer #5 · answered by The Nerd 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You are my hero. Flat out awesome.
2006-10-16 21:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by Chainsaw 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOLOLOL good for you!!! Its nice to see someone amusing themselves creatively!!!
2006-10-16 21:43:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nah!
2006-10-16 21:43:02 · answer #8 · answered by fearslady 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
hell no that was so funny and you had fun also
2006-10-16 21:47:47 · answer #9 · answered by wesv6589 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are my hero.
2006-10-17 00:01:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋