While you’re at their house - you get the URGE to release the hounds. You run to the bathroom but a handful of some Hershey Squirts leaks into your underpants. You stink up the bathroom REAL bad and there is no freshening spray or perfume available.
You then clog up the toilet because you used so much TP. The bowl overflows with all of your waste goes all over the floor.
So let's see what we have now:
Messed underpants
Crap water all over the floor
A horrible smell
And now your date needs to use the bathroom
WHAT DO YOU DO?
2006-10-16 14:16:53 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Uuhhm not let you come over my house for a date ever again ! Plus, you're probably slipping drugs into my drink and then messing up my bathroom !!
2006-10-16 14:24:52 · answer #1 · answered by Tammy ™ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i might want to take the two hundred out of the lavatory, take 3 of the charges (ideally those) flow over to the sink (you probably did not say there replaced into no water), wash them off and wipe with them. Then i might want to proceed to bathe something of the charges and purchase a sparkling pair of boots.
2016-12-04 22:00:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thank god it's just the first date (and probably the last). I climb out the bathroom window, move to Utah and change my name.
2006-10-16 14:29:26 · answer #3 · answered by BAnne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoa... That's a bad scenario! I'd probably put on my guilty girl face, open the door and say, "I made a bad mess... I'm so sorry! Do you think I'm a total freak or something?" It almost always gets them... Haha.
2006-10-16 14:21:01 · answer #4 · answered by misery 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What film did that happen in again.....was it American Pie or something.........the answer to your question would be f**k her you cannot hold whats no in your hand......plus i do not release the hounds i drop the children off at the pool......
2006-10-16 14:21:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ditch the rest of my clothes and hope I can make up for my mess with my nakedness.
2006-10-17 01:20:59 · answer #6 · answered by deepwaters05 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds something like what happened to that goof-ball in the movie, "Dumb & Dumber.... lol
2006-10-16 14:40:15 · answer #7 · answered by Bob 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha!!!
Politely excuse yourself and make another date before you leave to clean yourself up.
Ha!!!
This happened to my brother in law when he was camping with us.
When his toilet broke in their trailer, we teased him and asked him if he cloned himself.
2006-10-16 14:24:19 · answer #8 · answered by Here I Am 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
find a NEW date, because this one is over!
2006-10-16 14:27:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
crawl out the window, move, and change my phone number
2006-10-16 14:20:01 · answer #10 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋