What's the funniest joke you heard lately?

Answer 1

whats the best thing about an ethiopian b low job?






you know shes gonna swallow

ps..no comments about me being racist please...got nothing against ethiopians. just thought it was funny,

Answer 2

A older man went to the social security office in the morning to
apply for the social security check when he finally gets his turn he walks up to the desk and the office worker ask him for his S.S. card when he realized he forgot it
he asked the women can he get set up without coming back early in the morning the next day.
the women replied open your shirt?
the old man reluctantly did what she asked
she says "okay your good to go"
the man asked her why she told him to do that?
she says I can look at your silver hairs and tell that your old enough
the old man thought that this was odd and went home to tell his wife
The wife says "well she should have told you to drop your pants"

why? says the husband

so you could have gotten DISABILITY too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lamo! it goes something like that!

Answer 3

A couple had broken up and the guy moved on. When they saw eachother at the store they started to talk.
girl: so, how are you and Sarah.
boy: we're good
gorl: that's good
boy:....yea *awkward silence* ...so i thought about you last night...while i was f*cking my girl
girl: oh yea? because you missed me?
boy: no...because it keeps me from cuming too fast.

Answer 4

What did the Tit say to the other?


Boy we better get some support soon or people will think we'er balls

Answer 5

An elderly couple in are in doctor's office for the man's yearly check-up. The doctor comes in and says,"Mr. Smith, I'm going to need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semen sample from you today."

The old man turns to his wife and says, "What did he say?"

She replies, "HE SAYS HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR UNDERPANTS."

Answer 6

What's brown and sounds like a bell?






















DUNG!