I would be gay, that way I wouldn't have to worry about women, and my depravity would go unnoticed. I would have so much money, but I wouldn't spend much of it, I would just have a beautiful house on the edge of a lake, and cut my own trees down to make instruments and sell them; purely for the heck of it, although I WOULD in fact charge unholy prices for them. (Note: I make instruments, however, I cannot for the life of me sell one.) About the money, I'd just rejoice in the fact that I have stashed up enough to save hundreds of starved, weakened, humillated and deprived lives, and not do anything about their situation, just sit on the edge of the water at my lake and feed the fishes, and when they get close enough, shoot them (strictly for food, mind you, not just for the fun of shooting stuff that moves underwater; besides, they are just fish, they are like babies, before age 2, they feel nothing). I would live alone alone alone, away from everybody, and my friends would come visit a few times a year, but that would be all. I would smoke pot all day, and kill myself before I get really old, don't wanna get to old age.
2006-10-16 15:14:59
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answered by Anonymous
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The perfect life for me.....I would be married with a gorgeous, humble, outgoing guy and have lot's of kids......living in a large, luxurious home.....I would be financially well off, not a billionaire or trillionaire but financially comfortable.....I would be going on luxurious cruises, (not too often or else i'll get bored of it) and I would of traveled to every country possible.....I would own a gorgeous tiger.....beautiful car.....the perfect life for me would be being able to give others a perfect life, give the poor from all over the world, clothes, beds, food, water, medicine and what ever they need to live a happy life!
2006-10-16 13:36:31
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answered by Anonymous
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I would be a Dark Jedi name would be (Darth Taddeo) or (Darth Toaster) i would be an awesome writer sithlord, who ruled a word of ducks and chipmunks. Everyday would be my birthday/Barmitsfa, and the whole Jedi order would come to get drunk and sleep with my gold fish so i could have little Jedi fish's. Then i would go to naboo and switch their toilet paper with sandpaper, and would sing Mary had a little lamp while riding on a bike with seventeen tires and three hand bars, up a pyramid backwards crashing into a hot-dog stand. Soon after I'd swim in a lake of fruit-loops and dry off with a water proof towel made from vapors, i would also fill my shoes with peanut butter and jelly. Then go to a mall with a carton of eggs and sing white and nerdy while choking on a tire swing under a swans feet
2006-10-16 14:38:07
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answered by Donovan 2
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I would be the doctor/scientist that discovered a cure for AIDS.
I would be married to my BF, and have a few children with no worries of health conditions or money issues.
We would have an unlimited supply of happiness.
I would have a theatre in my own backyard.
We would live on a far off island in Greece, and no one would disturb us, we are kinda out there on our lonesome.
2006-10-16 15:04:02
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answered by Norah 6
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I'd be ATF agent & sinlge
I'd be investigating different crime issues working closely with other agents CIA, FBI, DEA-
I'd become head spokesperson for my branch- then married by 35 , nice house and vacation spots etc.
ready to retire with a successful tenure.... LETs wakeup
thats my dream but i'm just a lil 31yr old administrative assistant in my real world. married to a police officer with my house note , property tax, car note, and etc. oh happy days
2006-10-16 13:36:18
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answered by Anonymous
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Hot criminal defense lawyer. Wealthy. Beautiful children, home, great husband. Awesome dog. Cute cat. Cool clothes. Car and vacations of the century. Healthy.
2006-10-16 13:28:54
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answered by catzrme 5
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--No financial worries--enough money I don't have to worry about it.
--My husband--that part's good.
--I would like a job where I can make pretty shiny things, get paid to do it, and never, ever have to make ugly jewelry. I know that day is coming, and it scares me.
2006-10-16 13:38:03
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answered by spunk113 7
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ideally? i cured a desease and am a prominant astrophysicist and political philosopher.... my wife is a total geek like me we BOTH can recite whole scenes form star trek next gen lol we ahve two daughters and a son (the youngest)
2006-10-16 13:29:28
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answered by Anonymous
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There is no perfect life. It is your own perspection. look for speaches by W Mitchell
2006-10-16 13:29:07
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answered by buglefrank 3
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The novelty of everything wears off, so you just have to make do with what you have.
2006-10-16 13:31:35
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answered by spackler 6
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