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call people and tell them what are you doing.
and send them pictures.

2006-10-16 13:10:21 · answer #1 · answered by northmiamibeach1975 5 · 0 0

Make a list of things to do when you're off the toilet. Bring in your laptop computer and pay bills. Write a poem or song. Drop a note to a friend you haven't talked to in a long time. Meditate or do yoga. Soak your feet and give yourself a pedicure. Practice or teach yourself a new language. Do a paint-by-numbers kit. Do a sudoku puzzle. Crosstitch, knit, or crochet something you like. Pray for world peace. Plan a trip around the world or the USA. Daydream about what you would do if you won $100 million dollars!

2006-10-16 13:11:12 · answer #2 · answered by Terosia W 1 · 1 0

Invite your mates over for a party. If you invite some of the really annoying ones you'll end up with the screaming $hits. Problem solved and fun for all concerned.

2006-10-19 22:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by luckycat 5 · 0 0

Figure out what you've been eating that's keeping you on the toilet for such long periods...

...then stop eating it. More fiber, girl. Leafy greens!

2006-10-16 13:12:38 · answer #4 · answered by NYC Tim 2 · 0 0

If your on the toilet for that long then you probably have soemthing wrong with you or you should be eating more fiber.

2006-10-16 13:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by Jungle Luv 5 · 0 0

i play solitaire it is a handheld game, and some times i practice singing but that hasn't been sucessful .one time i did scream quite loudly although no fault of my own the constipation demon was attacking and i begged for mercy!

2006-10-16 13:09:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Personally I read the Argos catalogue. Decide what I would get if everything in there is free.

2006-10-16 13:07:48 · answer #7 · answered by serenityredflowers 5 · 0 0

sing, read a book or magazine, listen to music, play a portable video game, or call someone to talk to on the phone.

2006-10-16 13:06:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Read the paper, do a crossword or have a really good think

2006-10-16 13:05:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take the Sunday paper with you and clip coupons.

2006-10-16 13:13:19 · answer #10 · answered by jen 6 · 0 0

Spend time with God, pray, worship, sing a song

2006-10-16 13:06:53 · answer #11 · answered by slimdiva1977 2 · 0 0

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