What are good come backs when people tell you your fat or ugly?

Answer 1

I always say that I may be fat, but you are ugly and I can at least lose weight!

Answer 2

You should look them in the eye and say in a calm serious voice : I recognize that some people may think I am fat or ugly and I recognize and can accept that. But we have something in common, you're ugly too. As a matter of fact it looks like you were hit with the ugly stick a few times yourself. And by the way, that nasty attitude of yours does not help any either. Holla back biotch when you got something more constructive to say.

Answer 3

tell them u must not be fat and ugly if they takin time out of their precise day just to say something to u/ notice u

Answer 4

There are none if and only if your fat and ugly

if you are not then tell them to fu** off

Answer 5

I think the best way to deal with those comments is to outright say, "why don't you go f*ck yourself, like i give a flying f*ck what you think about me. Since when does anything you say matter?"

If they don't think they're getting to you, they'll find someone else to bug with their a*hole comments.

Answer 6

fat...i may be fat but your mother still wants it....ugly..i may be ugly but your grandma thinks of me when she masturbates

Answer 7

I always tell my niece to tell them. (Thank You for noticing me. )and turn around and tell them . (Now don't forget to watch me walking away . Here i go . keep watching . You may never see anything so beautiful in you life again)

Answer 8

Have you looked in the mirror lately Jocko?

Answer 9

ask them if they over dossed on the nasty pills this morning. or ask them how tall they are as you want know how high the b.s. is piled, or ask them how tall as you want to know what the height of ignorance is for that day

Answer 10

tell them 'by the way this is your last year mask from Halloween'