2006-10-16 12:38:22 · 6 answers · asked by Skip 4 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
You can always talk about male-female relationships.
how about the Date That Went Wrong?
2006-10-16 12:40:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Win the audience over right away with, "is it just me or has anyone else noticed how bad the airlines are these days?" Bang: they are with you. Now keep the pace going by starting to identify the things that always bug people, like "And no matter what time I fly there are the same number of people in line as live in New Jersey." "You could grow moss standing in those lines" "And judging from what I've seen when people take their shoes off, some people do." "And is anything more humiliating than standing spread eagled in front of hundreds of strangers while somebody sticks a big metal bar up your crotch?" "That's living large, right?" "You feel like such a schmuck" "And where are they hiring flight attendants these days? Are these people former Taliban or something? I mean, lighten up, please. None of us are enjoying this. Believe me."
2006-10-16 19:46:10 · answer #2 · answered by Isis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's one: How about a stand-up comedian who's soooo bad at being a stand-up comedian that he has to get his ideas from a bunch of 12-year-old's on Yahoo answers... that would make me laugh... wait, it already did!
2006-10-16 19:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about this one: I'm the guy that uses Yahoo answers that cannot spell for s#it. Also, I need for other people to come up with funny s%it for me to do...
2006-10-16 19:47:12 · answer #4 · answered by s A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from your question you could probably get 10 mins on the dumbing down of America....proof positive we had W ?(win?) get reelected in 2004????
2006-10-16 20:27:18 · answer #5 · answered by chiefof nothing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't just get ideas from reading all of these people's questions. It entertains me.
2006-10-16 19:40:19 · answer #6 · answered by CDK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋