when he ejaculated, he sometimes spilled onto the floor, there is laminate flooring, what way is there possible that there's nothing left, and it's all cleaned ?I'm a total germ freak, it's too expensive for a professional cleaner, I've cleaned it with Mr.Clean but I'm still icky over the idea and I have no idea how to go about cleaning it up It sounds off beat yes, but I never realized it came in blobs..lol
2006-10-16 11:57:20 · 12 answers · asked by Cleaner 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Cleaning & Laundry
Going out more or not, I need to clean up that mess..hahaha
2006-10-16 12:11:09 · update #1
Use a bleach and water solution. I have worked in hospitals and clinics and they use bleach and water all the time. Bleach and water will kill it.
As an aside: why are you the one cleaning it up? He should clean it himself. You can have a bleach and water solution by the bed in a spray bottle along with a clean paper towel to prepare for the next time. Then when he spills you can hand it all to him!
2006-10-16 15:21:13 · answer #1 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can always try putting down a towel next time - the towel will help to catch the spills and provide some comfort to your bum during... and if the towel is big enough - it will protect his knees as well - assuming you're in the standard missionary position.
If you are really freaked out about cleanliness - after you clean the floor - simply get a black light and illuminate the area where the deed was performed with other lights off. Any remaining semen or bodily fluids will be visible. If you really want to be grossed out - take a black light to a hotel....
Good luck -
2006-10-16 15:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by minisculethoughts 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soft tissue. If not satisfied? Use lysol or other sort of disinfectant mixed with water and apply by using a floor mop.
2006-10-16 12:33:19 · answer #3 · answered by Sam X9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the big deal? Clean it up or ask him to do it. Its not toxic. Kinda makes me wonder, do you think sex is icky too?
2006-10-16 12:31:04 · answer #4 · answered by morris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have the man clean it up. Use a dilution of bleach and water.
2006-10-16 15:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just wipe it up with any cleaner that you have.
If you find it icky perhaps you should find some thing else to do.
2006-10-16 12:04:06 · answer #6 · answered by Floyd B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a little Clorox on a damp rag. It kills all germs.
2006-10-16 13:16:36 · answer #7 · answered by FL Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa....lol.........seriously you really do need to get out more though....lol!!!!!!! it was really funny though. I've never heard that before, just clean it up. it not blood for Christs sake
2006-10-16 12:10:06 · answer #8 · answered by destineeb936 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny but just use some PINE-SOL cleaner,and it'll be fine.
2006-10-16 15:12:00 · answer #9 · answered by ggmsixer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you gotta get out more!
soap & water!
for those undjulating ropes!
2006-10-16 12:04:57 · answer #10 · answered by Bonno 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋