Myself...I feel more manly if I make a big hefty log thats too heavy to float and goes right to the bottom, bringing pockets of air down with it so that it bubbles on the bottom like an ornery old crockadile. I see you down there Mr. Crockadile and you look fanTAStic you beefy old alpha poop.
2006-10-16 11:57:15 · 11 answers · asked by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well dear, what a funny man you are! In my military training, I was always told to check out my 'produce' as a simple health check. If you are healthy and your diet is good; your 'turd' as you put it, should be light brown and should just barely float (negative buoyancy), so that if you were to say, poke it with a stick, it would sink down and then slowly come back up.
Your pee should be the colour of light straw and not smell too strong.
Have fun with your life dear.
Dorothy Mills (Mrs)
2006-10-16 12:04:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I also like the sinkers. I like it when everything flushes with the exception of... No water gets through...a clogged toliet...you are now a man.
2006-10-16 11:59:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sink like a sub.
2006-10-16 12:01:34 · answer #3 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I like making S's, that means your health. Everything is coming out OK.
2006-10-16 12:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by Witchy Woman 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sink thats why your poop is always on the bottom of your toilet
2016-05-22 07:23:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I personally like the floaters....then I know i'm getting enough fiber
2006-10-16 11:59:56 · answer #6 · answered by Fartblossom 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
it doesn't matter i hate it when the water splashes up gets u wet
2006-10-16 11:59:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, and to think you are the future of our country.
2006-10-16 11:59:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You are sad and sick! To think you are the future of our country......
2006-10-16 13:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
as long as they flush buddy
2006-10-16 12:07:15 · answer #10 · answered by the greg 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋