that at Democrat dinner table they purposely rake some crumbs off so the hungry can eat and the Republicans will feed their crumbs to their cat & dog before they would let a human have them
2006-10-16 10:32:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
The only difference between a Democrat and a Republican is that a Democrat doesn't have a spine, and a Republican doesn't have a heart.
All politicians should take a visit to the Wizard of Oz :)
2006-10-16 10:34:51 · answer #1 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Not exactly. The democrats would give the crumbs to the hungry in payment for the votes of the poor and an agreement that the hungry could have all their crumbs from here on out if the hungry would vote for the democrats. The republicans save the crumbs and tell the hungry if they will learn to sweep the floor, they can have the crumbs as payment. From here on out they would give the crumbs to the hungry for doing odd jobs and suggest that the hungry may find a seed or two in the crumbs and they should plant and grow the seeds and become self reliant to where they would not need to work for the crumbs. Do you understand, pilgrim?
2006-10-16 11:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Dem's will tell you that they gave the crumbs to the poor and for some reason the poor believe that someone got them. The truth is they give them to their interns. The Republicans will give the crumbs to their dogs and tell the poor to go get a job so they can have crumbs of their own!!!!
2006-10-16 12:11:21 · answer #3 · answered by DR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The democrats would try to impose a tax on the bread crumbs on the richest of americans, spend the tax on worthless lazy government workers and insist it helps the poor.
The republicans would tell people to go get their own crumbs and quit relying on other people to care for them. Since people are responsible for their pets then "yes" I think they would give them to a cat or dog. But be careful, the liberal democrats will tell you that dogs and cats have as many rights as humans!
2006-10-16 10:37:19 · answer #4 · answered by zuiax 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, the they both feed the crumbs to their dogs, The difference comes later the next day when the Dems call a news conferece to expose the Reps lack of respect for the poor and the Reps call for a congressional investigation into the Dems lack of respect for the poor.
2006-10-16 10:36:34 · answer #5 · answered by mymadsky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish it was crumbs but it's $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ off of every body's plate.
2006-10-16 11:26:57 · answer #6 · answered by razeumright 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good terminology--would explain the anorexic middle-class, fat cats and lap dogs. Bravo!
2006-10-16 10:40:03 · answer #7 · answered by scottyurb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no the Republicans work to feed the lazy democrats
2006-10-16 10:34:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I say kill all the politicians and vote the political party BITTER. Vote all incumbants out of office until they start getting it right.
2006-10-16 10:39:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your name suits you.
Learn to NOT generalize, it's polarizing.
2006-10-16 10:37:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋