Immigration compromise for Spanish people?

Question

I have a solution for the Illegal Alien debate that everybody should agree to. Step one: Round up all illegal aliens. Step two: Separate them into Group 1 "Smoking Hot Latina Chicks" and Group 2 "The Everybody Else Group". Group 1 stays, Group 2 goes. Then, when the fence is built, if you fit into Group 1, come on in. Would we turn Carmen Electra away!!!

Answer 1

That's disgusting. Illegals are ILLEGAL. Doesn't matter what gender.'

Answer 2

thats stupid...I think the useful ones should stay..not the worthless welfare users...we have enough of those already from here...in fact the government should deport some of the dumbasses that use welfare even if they were born here...I say some since there are some people who are actually trying to help themselves..unlike others who do nothing because they know they can get free money at the expense of the working class
FYI a fence won't really do anything and plus immigration won't ever truly stop and controlling the flow is nearly impossible because you have to fix the government from where people are coming from....its like trying to scoop out water of a sinking boat with your hands

Answer 3

Illegals are illegals -- they've committed a CRIME by entering the country illegally, and should be returned to their country of origin -- nothing else need be done. NO ONE helped MY immigrant Grandparents when they Emigrated to the United States LEGALLY -- they WORKED hard to get out from under their Indenture (they were Indentured Servants for their passage), and they WORKED HARD to provide for their families -- learned English, Learned from their mistakes in comprehension, their children (my Parents, 1st Generation American) were REQUIRED to speak, read, write in ENGLISH from the start of their schooling (never mind that English was NOT the household language).

NO English as a Second Language, No interpreter Services, NO special services -- everything in English and they had to be able to do it from the time they entered the US LEGALLY.

I can tell you WHY they sacrificed so much -- because they wanted and desired the next generations to grow up without fear, without restrictions on their education, without being sold in marriage to someone else for a financial benefit, to be able to live in their own homes and not worry about neighbors turning them in because they covet their residence, etc etc etc. They WANTED the blessings that FREEDOM brings, and this was a sacrifice they made WILLINGLY so that we, the 2nd Generation American, can enjoy those freedoms.

As far as the rest of the question -- that is SEXIST to the extreme -- and I am offended by this attitude. It is very superficial and immature.

Answer 4

Your a Goddamn genius. That is the best plan I have ever heard. Let me know when your running for Pres

Answer 5

I must admit I was dubious when I first saw your question but after
having read and considered it...
It is brilliant....It will work...