Would love to hear it!
2006-10-16 09:23:17 · 8 answers · asked by Too Cool For Me 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I am terrible at remembering jokes so my favourite is always one that I just heard.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
2006-10-16 09:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by Ragdoll 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
here we go:
The Birth of a Candy Bar
One PAYDAY MR. PEANUT wanted a Bit O'Honey, so he took Mary Jane behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark & Fifth Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Juicyfruit and caused a Milky Way. She screamed OH Henry as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts. Mary Jane said "You are even better than the 3 Musketeers." Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later had a Baby Ruth.
2006-10-16 16:24:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Its Cheesy:
Guess who I saw today>
>everybody I looked at lol
2006-10-16 16:37:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your momma's so fat, when she sits down shes 3 feet taller!!
(Old joke but still funny)
2006-10-16 16:25:37 · answer #4 · answered by |Soldier| 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's the difference between an outlaw and an in-law?
An outlaw is wanted!
2006-10-16 19:21:50 · answer #5 · answered by Mary* 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my jokes quack is wuack
the dr guy has a funnier one tho
2006-10-16 16:24:17 · answer #6 · answered by QUACKKK 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The one where you turn your back for just a second and I steal all your hard earned points.
2006-10-16 16:25:49 · answer #7 · answered by MJ 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
whats black and white and red all over?
answer. a newspaper, get it it is black and white, but u READ it all over. ha ha ha hee hee hee lol jk jk
2006-10-16 16:25:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋