Have you had a really emabarrasing moment?
Today, i was in a library and i dropped some books. I bent down to pick them up and as i did so, a man walked past and i let out this astonishingly loud and uncontrollable fart on him. I just cringed. It was horrible. All i could do was get out of there as soon as possible.
2006-10-16 09:14:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
yep, I'm a nursery nurse and the nursery is attached to a secondary school and i have to go and fetch the kids dinners from the canteen,this entails a short walk past the school field to the kitchen on this day it was sports day with parents etc i walked to the kitchen to fetch the dinners and on the way back the biggest gust of wind blew up my skirt revealing my tiny g string ! not only that id done my fake tan the night before and only had enough to do just past my knee caps so my top half was white i had the kids dinners in my hands so i had to lower the lunch to the floor with my fat *** handing out and a load of teenagers and parents on the floor crying with laughter
2006-10-16 09:22:36 · answer #1 · answered by feelin crazed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many years ago I'd gone swimming with my sister to our local pool, she was been a right cow that day and splashing me all the time, I decided to duck her under the water, jumped on her and held her down for a few seconds, unfortunately it wasn't her but someone else, unbeknown to me my sister has swam to the side and stood there laughing at me, talk about grovelling to the girl I'd almost drowned, I got barred for 4 weeks and my sister really thought that was funny, I have got my own back on her several times since but that's an another story.
2006-10-16 18:38:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was once carrying a tin of emulsion in the main street. I slipped with my new shows on. I fell down really with a thud on the pavement, the emulsion burst open and fell all over me and all over the street. I was in too much pain to jump up and an old man had to lever me off the street. I then had to walk back to my care with paint dripping off me - i got a few funny looks!
2006-10-16 16:20:14 · answer #3 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was at school I cut my leg badly and had to have stitches at the hospital. The doctor said I needed a tetanus injection, so I rolled up my sleeve for the injection, only to be told that I had to have it in my bottom! I duly rolled up my skirt and had the jab in my bottom. I was so embarrassed as the doctor was quite dishy. He told me to go back next week for a booster jab. I went back the week after and he told me to go into the cubicle and get ready for my booster jab. I pulled up my skirt and bent over the bed waiting the jab. The doctor came into the cubicle and said, " Very nice, but you can have the jab in your arm!!!"
I have never forgotten my embarrassing moment which happened over 30 years ago.
2006-10-16 16:24:38 · answer #4 · answered by dizzdy2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You probably gave the man a story which he could dine out on. Maybe it was the funniest thing (from his point of view) which had happened for ages! And as you were stooping down, he'll never recognise you again!
2006-10-16 16:32:04 · answer #5 · answered by Doethineb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES when my son was about 4 his nana was coming round that evening,she was late and my husband said ,I hope she doesn`t come tonight I am really tired ,about 5 mins later the doorbell went and my son opened it before we could grab him ,he said to his nan ,oh it`s you daddy said he wished you were`nt coming ,,,,great
2006-10-16 16:46:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't worry about that even he himself does it all the times and every body is alive and some men actualy finds it sexy , funny and exhilirating
2006-10-16 16:21:52 · answer #7 · answered by Susanna A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so stay in piece and nice day to u sir
2006-10-16 16:17:43 · answer #8 · answered by george p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋