Lost Costume Bet?

Question

Last year I won a bet when Notre Dame beat Michigan and I got to pick my girlfriend's Halloween costume. I made her go as a sexy French Maid complete with fishnets sexy shoes and everything. This year, Notre Dame played like garbage and she won. She has promised me a costume far worse than the French Maid costume which she sadly threw away. She was hot in it. She has decided we will let the fine folks at Yahoo Answers help us. I have long black hair that I wear in a ponytail and she wants to get to make it pretty. She wants me to wear a girl's costume and since I'm 5'9" she doesn't think she'll have any trouble finding something. Otherwise we're leaving it up to you. She will pick the most creative answer. However, if the majority of people let me off the hook I can wear a guy's costume of my choosing for Halloween. Please help me out here this is at least 3 parties with all my friends we're talking about here.

Answer 1

Oh boy, how about going as Cher with her famous black body suit with the fishnet stockings and the thong and all her tattoos hanging out. Then your girlfriend could go as Sonny Bono in a funky fuzzy vest and striped bell bottom pants. Good luck......

Answer 2

You Should Have To Wear A Complete French Maid Outfit That is Pink To Prolong The Humiliation

Answer 3

You're not getting off the hook--you made a deal, not you have to live with it.
I will give you two options though--if she wants you to wear a girl's costume, it should be a japanese school girl outfit (the sailor suit variety). If she's willing to let you wear a guy's costume, you should go as Tarzan, who didn't really wear much, when you think about it. Go with a leopard print thong and a trench coat (so you don't get arrested for public indecency).

Answer 4

If you make a bet, then you must be prepared to suffer the loss. Since you made your girlfriend suffer last year, then you need to suffer this year.

I would forget the "sexy" or "attractive" costumes and dress you up as a middle-aged school ma'am. Tweed, shapeless skirt suit; block heeled shoes; thick stockings; and don't forget the hat

Answer 5

I wouldn't put you in a woman's costume, after all, I would want to make sure you didn't get too pissed at my choice. But I would make you wear something as sexy and degrading as hers from last year. It would be something that leaves NOTHING to the imagination, with no room for any padding or any other help.
My pick would be a sexy butler costume so that you would have to match her french maid. And then I would make sure everybody treated you like the hired help for the parties to add insult to injury so to speak. You would carry a server's tray and get everybody their drinks and snacks.
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Answer 6

It's all simply a matter of personal preference. I actually have short hair and guys just like it. And i prefer a man with short hair over a guy with long hair because long tresses tends to make guys look also girly.

Answer 7

Oh, you are SO not going to be let off the hook. I guarantee it. I think you should go as a mermaid. With your long hair, shell bra and slinky tail, you will be the hit of the party.

Answer 8

I think you should go as a Klingon in Drag. Klingon (Star Trek) head and Red pleather mini (or micromini) skirt, corset type top and fish net stockings, and spiky red heels. And bright red lipstick.

Answer 9

Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.

Answer 10

very long hair is nice but requires maintenance and u have to grow that out for a long time