would you?

Question

would you:

replace a monkeys legs with springs
plug a dogs tail into a cigaret lighter
strangle a chickin
distroy the earth
kill bill
find out how they get the chocolat in mnms
put a chinsaw moter on a bicycle
egg the princibuls car
blow up a chawawa
???????????????

Answer 1

First of all, this makes no sense, second of all, I would not do any of these things you sick freak.....

Answer 2

Hmmm let me see, I've done the chainsaw engine on the bike, egged a nosey neighbour's windows, blew up a science lab in high school, blew up the back yard with a rocket engine(home built), broken at least one bone from every group, climbing, falling, getting run over by cars etc. Yeah I'm a typical guy so what's the point? Oh one more thing I don't believe in torturing animals, my parents were enough for me, and I still can't get in that damned M&M factory. Actually I know about the M&Ms it's the caramel in the caramilk bar that bugs me!

Answer 3

nope none of those,however at this moment I would send a sh#t load of our finest biggest thermal nuclear missile's to north korea,and iran turning them into glass factories.

Answer 4

Kill your dog with chopstick
Cooked you cat in the oven alive.
Stick the toothpicks in your fish eyes.
Burn your house.
Chase you to the woods and .............
Oh men, what is wrong with you????
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Answer 5

What in the world is this about??????

Answer 6

no, to all of the above

Answer 7

maybe, maybe, no, no, no, I already know.
maybe,no, no

Answer 8

NO

Answer 9

would you shut up???????????????