Man, I just don't know what else to do. My wife just came back with her gay wife and a busted down truck, one girlfriend is deaf (ok, that was my fault) and is going to sue me, the other took my truck and is going to drive to Hawaii (yeah like she has enough for the gas), my dog (who I just spent 50 bucks to have shaved), ran away to live with my friend Lou, I got some level 1 wacko after me, my trailer blew up and I got a $550.00 bill from the county for the clean up, some broad from Gilligan's Island keeps e-mailing me (I don't know HOW! She just does), and to top it off, a really crazy chick keeps coming by and peeing where the truck used to be. Gawd, I don't know what to do.
Maybe just move to Canada.
2006-10-16 07:50:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh yeah, and I have half the people in France coming to kill me, not that I'm too worried about THAT, one crazy Italian that wants to beat me sensless with a soccer ball and a guy in Texas swears, if given a chance, he's gonna use my "jewels" for his next BBQ.
2006-10-16 08:35:08 · update #1
ok..... i know what you should do about all of these:
wife/gay wife- a $50 pay off should do well, they'll get them some meth and be on their way
deaf girl- frame her so it looks as though she caused the trailer explosion
Hawaii girl- whenever she runs outta gas have the truck towed back to you and leave her wherever she ran out at
dog- buy him a wig
Lou- replace the dog with the deaf chick, he won't notice, a dog is a dog
Level 1 wacko- blow up her trailer
have Marianne pay the $550 bill, she's got plenty of dough
& i'll tell my sister to stop peeing where your truck used to be
see? all the problems are fixed!!!
2006-10-17 23:54:04 · answer #1 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you move to Canada, you may not be able to own a gun to protect yourself from these random morons that plague you. Move to Arkansas where you can just blend in with everybody else that these kinds of people are drawn to. Also, if they follow you to Arkansas, they can find lots of other people of their own kind and that may distract them enough to get them to leave you alone. Can't help you mych with the Gilligan's Island chick though, sorry!
2006-10-16 15:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, it cant get much worse can it? I am laughing because I just know this is all a story, though very humourous! I think I have heard Australia is great this time of year... oh and Jerry Springer LOVES stories like this one.
2006-10-16 14:52:49 · answer #3 · answered by Cutelilminxy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know you, but I honestly do care for you. I am concerned with your wellfare. My advice to you, which is universal, is to read your bible. Come into contact with Jehovah's witnesses and start enjoying the spiritual paradise. A personal relationship with Jehovah God the almighty is very conceivable and beneficial to the human wellfare.
2006-10-16 15:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the good new's is it probably won't get ne worse....so yea move to another state, and get your social changed so noone you used to know can find you! Start over, and try to avoid the lezbos. LOL
2006-10-16 15:18:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move to nashville and sign a music contract.This is a great country song!! lol
2006-10-16 14:55:18 · answer #6 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
definatley dont give up ..i cant wait to hear the next episode ... havent laughed so much in ages ... and get 2 points is just a bonus ..lol
2006-10-16 15:02:15 · answer #7 · answered by she wolf. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What luck! I don't think that Canada is far enough. Try Alaska.
2006-10-16 15:00:44 · answer #8 · answered by Christina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
moving away from all that sounds like a good plan. starting over is good
2006-10-16 14:54:04 · answer #9 · answered by melissa h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All i can say is it probably could be worst. Matter of fact it is worst give up, while you still have a chance.
2006-10-16 14:54:08 · answer #10 · answered by beautafly1985 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋