I see that it's already been asked, but i'm new and missed out, so come on best top tip, letter, character???
I'll start....
TOP TIP - Make your own vibrator by getting an old cigar tube and filling it with a load of angry wasps...hey presto homemade vibrator!!
Charactor - Cockney W**ker & something else which involves circus and funfairs likening them to travellers!
Letter - Where's Superman when you need him...all these disasters he was nowhere to be seen
2006-10-16 07:08:54 · 14 answers · asked by untanuta 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Stop yourself from getting a parking ticket by keeping your windscreen wipers switched to FASTWIPE when you park illeagally.
Always poo at work. Not only will you save toilet paper but you'll also get paid for doing it!
fool next door into thinking you have twice as many stairs as them by banging your feet twice on each step as you go up!.
2006-10-16 07:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by andipandi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOP TIP - Avoid spending money on unecessary bills, simply send them back, addressee gone away
Charactor - Sid The Sexist
Letter - The license fee is excellent value for money and is cheap at double the price. Mr I M Ad, Rampton Secure Unit.
2006-10-16 07:20:22 · answer #2 · answered by jason12211 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOP TIP - Make your own personalised number plate for free by changing your name by deed poll. By XYP of Liverpool.
Charactor - Finbarr Saunders / Roger Mellie.
2006-10-16 07:13:15 · answer #3 · answered by claire j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funniest Viz cartoon of all time: Chadwell O'Cheese and his Cormorants of Futility. I'm laughing now just thinking about it. Terry Fuc*witt's very funny too.
2006-10-16 07:13:29 · answer #4 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favourite character , Shakin Stevens as a football player
2006-10-16 07:30:23 · answer #5 · answered by bob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bic biro tops make ideal Norman helmets for earthworms.
2006-10-16 07:17:26 · answer #6 · answered by whyteay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my faves were:
Top Tip - stop bread going stale by storing it in a bucket of water!
and
Celebrities on the Toilet.
Garry Davis : ... and now the sloppy bit
and
Rolf Harris : ... can you tell what it is yet?
2006-10-16 07:12:59 · answer #7 · answered by 'Dr Greene' 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see what prison life is like by looking through the prongs of a fork.
2006-10-16 07:18:13 · answer #8 · answered by grumpcookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is really very contradictory if they take birth again then why we have to do rituals for them like tarpana and other like they are dead.
2016-05-22 06:43:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jes..if a wasp enters your thingy..can I be the one to enter you to drown it!
2006-10-16 07:11:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋