If you pretend to have a severe bladder control problem, can you get out of jury duty ?

Answer 1

I also used this excuse for extinguishing my neighbors dog in this manner... who knew fox terriers were flammable

Answer 2

That might work- here are some other suggestions:

-Claim that you will suffer a finacial hardship because your employer does not pay for jury duty
-Claim that you do not have adequate transportation to attend jury duty in a timely matter
-If you happen to be a convicted felon, just state so; felons are not allowed to serve on a jury

If these don't work, you may avoid being selected to a jury by stating that you are prejudiced. That should work.

Good luck.

Answer 3

Forget the bladder. Go straight to the real deal. It works every time.

Answer 4

Yes

Answer 5

LMAO, I am not sure, but I would guess eating 5 bean burritos and claiming digestive problems would work better. You see then you would have the proof right there... and if they didn't believe you, then you could just let er rip!

Answer 6

Yup. I hope so. Just lie and say you know all about the case and can't make a good judge ment. That's what happened to a child molester.

Answer 7

And what will you do if they check your medical records and find out that your in perfect health? I do think you have to furnish proof positive.

Answer 8

I'd think you would have to provide documentation of that from a doctor.

Answer 9

Never can in California.

Answer 10

you have to get a doctors note -just say you can't read or write - and you can get out of it