what would be the best way to dispose of a corpse??
I dont have a cellar or a loft and me freezers already full of cats what do I do now????
2006-10-16 04:42:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
cut it in2 nice little chunks add a little stock a few carrots+potatoes put it in the oven 4 a few hours then take it round 2 the homeless or elderly in ur area.
2006-10-16 07:03:35 · answer #1 · answered by Nellynoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's a human body the best way would be to remove all limbs and the head, then cut the torso into two halves. This way it's more easily transportable and you can place the parts in different locations should you need to.
Another way is to feed the body in pieces to pigs. You have to remove the teeth first, but pigs will consume the flesh no problem, in fact they'll go through bone and everything. A group of around 16 pigs can consume a body that weighs 200lbs in about 10 minutes. That's each pig walloping down over a pound of food every minute. Hence the term, as greedy as a pig.
I'd like to make it plain here that I've never done this, I'm just trying to answer the question as best I can !!. ;-)
2006-10-16 11:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do as they do in Snatch
Cut them up and feed the corpse to the pigs, but they have to have been starved for a week or so, and then they will eat anything, including meat.
Or do as an insane husband did to his wife, Fill a plastic bath with Hydrocloric Acid (must be absolutly pure) and put the corpse in the bath it will dissolve the body, bones etc etc.
The bloke who did it got caught when the police found her gold wedding ring in the bath, the gold couldnt be dissolved as the acid was unable to destroy its molecular make up.
Hope it helps :S
2006-10-16 11:53:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't have agricultural land then you'll be ok. bury it in the garden. Best to do this at night so the neighbours don't get a tad upset.
You might want to put some rubble underneath though, so the body does not sit in water when it rains. You don't need any nasty niffs in the garden.
If you are on a farm though, you'll need a landfill licence from DEFRA.
2006-10-16 12:02:38 · answer #4 · answered by Michael H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm... I think the best way is outlined by bricktop in snatch..
starve a load of pigs
chop up the corpse
remove the hair and teeth
let the pigs chow down
2006-10-16 11:50:42 · answer #5 · answered by blue_cabbage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy an industrial blender or as you seem to have no grasp of moral or logic - nick one and make corpse soup - with a sprig of parsley n a nice chianti
2006-10-16 11:47:50 · answer #6 · answered by karen s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chop it up and feed it to the dogs they will eat the lot. Works for me
2006-10-17 12:36:54 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep this quiet but there are a group of people who can do the job for you, no questions asked!!!
They are called "Funeral Directors".
2006-10-16 11:55:19 · answer #8 · answered by paul_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chop it into tiny peices and put it down the garbage disposal and then bleach the sink...lol
2006-10-16 11:50:02 · answer #9 · answered by Teresa H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use it for your fire, it'll save you money over christmas lol... nah why dont you just plant it in your enemies house and let them get done for murder(im giving myself idea's hehe)!
2006-10-17 10:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋