2006-10-16 04:37:08 · 17 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
From "Sleeper" not sure of the exact quote
Woman: Would you like to perform sex?
Woody Allen: Um ah, perform? I don't know, maybe we could practice a little first?"
2006-10-16 08:01:07 · answer #1 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alvy (from Aniie hall): That replaced into the most relaxing i have ever had without giggling. Alvy (on-line at action picture theater in Annie hall) - "What i does no longer provide for a huge sock o' horse manure".
2016-12-04 21:34:07 · answer #2 · answered by dricketts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never liked Woody Allen. He's a sick little pedophile.
2006-10-16 04:39:24 · answer #3 · answered by flip4449 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Woody Allen's a genius, he's the best (alive) director of American History. Everything about him is great.
2006-10-16 04:39:39 · answer #4 · answered by Jonathan David (B&S) 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Forget the Movie title.
He says "I would never want to belong to a group that would have me as a member". Funny!!!!
Early Woody Allen is genius.
2006-10-16 04:48:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
The End
2006-10-16 04:44:44 · answer #6 · answered by Jonathan I 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"I love you from the bottom of my heart, I mean that sincerely" -- Scoop.
It’s a reminder of the extent to which the author himself regards insincerity, like other moral failings, as merely ironic (If you know anything about Woody Allen).
2006-10-16 04:56:52 · answer #7 · answered by ajreal 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is pretty impossible, but I would say it was from Crimes and Misdemeanors, "The last time I was inside a woman, I was visiting the Statue of Liberty."
I'll say there is a part in Bullets over Broadway where Jennifer Tilly and Jim Broadbent are about to screw around in the dressing room, but first he needs to have a bite off a large turkey leg and Jennifer Tilly enthuses, "Oh, a little poultry."
That just cracks me up.
2006-10-16 05:43:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.
2006-10-16 04:54:57 · answer #9 · answered by [177] 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
From "Love and Death"
Woman: "You're the greatest lover I've ever had"
Man: "Thank you, I practice a lot when I'm alone"
2006-10-16 07:31:02 · answer #10 · answered by unclepejay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋