A hacker went up to a club pro and challenged him to 18 holes of golf for $100. There was one catch, though -- the hacker gets two Gotcha's.
The club pro, with his attitude, said, "No problem. Whatever the heck Gotcha's are, I'll still kick your behind all over the course.
After the round, the two walked into the clubhouse. Others were stunned to see the club pro pay the hacker $100. They asked the pro how it happened.
He remarked, "Well, when I was teeing off on the first hole, right in the middle of my backswing, he reached between my legs, grabbed my balls and yelled, 'Gotcha!' And you have no idea what it is like playing 18 holes waiting for the second Gotcha..."
2006-10-16 04:32:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Great Joke
2006-10-16 04:45:45 · answer #1 · answered by Ms Drea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes there should be a age limit for sex. I feel that 17 should be the age to begin having intercourse. The young woman is better able to understand the changes in her body and to say no then wait another year; ) Your joke was very funny also.
2006-10-16 11:38:39 · answer #2 · answered by carmen d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, just a rating system like stamped in between your legs, like 1-10 stars... lol
2006-10-16 11:40:07 · answer #3 · answered by dollface 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved this one the first time you told it! But it's still funny.
2006-10-16 13:12:12 · answer #4 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-10-16 11:35:44 · answer #5 · answered by Microbiology.girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why? But as long as I don't have to see it.
2006-10-16 11:34:24 · answer #6 · answered by John S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is funny
2006-10-16 16:20:26 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-10-16 12:54:03 · answer #8 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... 69 then you have to turn around
2006-10-16 11:35:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, after 40 you'll hardly have errection,,, I can bet
2006-10-16 11:46:56 · answer #10 · answered by type-R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋