just got a call from a woman who wanted to conduct a survey on general motors. i began answering thinks like, " i don't know i was drinking heavily." when that didn't produce the desired effect, i told her i didn't think she was real and i had to go take my medication.
anyone else or do i really need to go take my medication?
2006-10-16 04:27:05 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have more Fun with the Jehovah Witnesses. Throw on some Heavy Metal music. Light a Cigarette, get a can of Beer, and then Invite them in. They never Come In.LOL
2006-10-16 04:30:30 · answer #1 · answered by Legion 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes I like to mess with telemarketers or wrong numbers, yeah. When someone-- for example-- asks me: "Is this the lady of the house?" I will reply: "No, let me go get her..." and then simply set the phone down and go back to what I was doing. One guy stayed on the line for FIVE MINUTES before he realized I was messing with him. Good times.
Or if someone asks for another person (not you) and it's obviously a telemarketer, you pretend to be that person and act like you're either crazy or drunk. Give nonsensical answers to their questions, or sign up for whatever they are promoting with a phony address or email-- or give them the addy of someone you don't like.
I hope this was helpful! >:)
2006-10-16 04:33:11 · answer #2 · answered by Scarlett_156 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always interrupt and ask if they want to buy a used washing machine doesn't work but will Sell to you my 100 telemarketer of the day real cheap... give me your name and number so I can call you 100 times a day to see if your interested !! they always hang up and don't call back lol
2006-10-16 04:31:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If they ask for me or mom. I always say they ain't here. Then they ask when will they be back and I reply they dead or there on a cruise or they ain't home. Then they ask me who I am I always say " Da housekeeper and I don't speak your language good sorry but I've got jobs to do" I say that in a different voice than my usual voice.
They 9/10 hang up immediately.
I love making fun of them also as you can read.
2006-10-16 04:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's hilarious, my husband and I have a couple of methods, if it is in the middle of our dinner we just ask them to hold on for a minute and then just lay the phone down until we hear the beep beep beep sound. The other thing we do is ask them for their home number and tell them we would love to answer their questions and we will call them back later because we are busy at the moment.
2006-10-16 04:31:44 · answer #5 · answered by Scooter Girl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love to screw with them. My favorite is when they ask for my husband, i would put my son on the phone (he was 2 at the time) and he would jibber and jabber all kinds of neat stuff. He was entertained for about 5 minutes then they would hang up and make my son cry. How dare they do that to a 2 year old??? hahahahaha
2006-10-16 04:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I like to tell them what I'm watching on tv...in detail. It's great!
At one time I had a "telemarketer bingo" game around. You got points for getting THEM to hang up on YOU or for getting anyone making more than $7/hour on the phone. Great fun.
2006-10-16 04:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by CuteWriter 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes when a telemarketer calls, trying to sell me something, and I'm really bored, I'm talk with them for about 45 minutes, making them think I want to buy, then I abruptly say, "you know, I really think I should talk this over with my dog", and hang up.
2006-10-16 04:40:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me!! I got a call from a funeral home last week offering a "free" certificate for burial.I told the young girl "I have eternal life and won't die"
I heard her and her boss laughing hysterically in the back round!
2006-10-16 04:31:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... I told a telemarketer that was selling vinyl siding that we lived in a Log Cabin and not to call anymore!
2006-10-16 04:29:23 · answer #10 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋