Even bigger question, how would they know which one is on their side since they dress the same?
2006-10-16 03:57:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The geek squad have cars and the backing of a large multinational company. The mormon missionaries walk or have bicycles. And, since the geek squad haven't been brain washed to remove their capacity for logical thinking...they would just run over the missionary students...those saving them from any type of pugilistic brouhaha.
2006-10-16 08:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by gotalife 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I served a mission for the LDS church and went through the MTC. We are trained not to argue. Contention is of the devil. We spent the time memorizing lessons and learning a foreign language. You can "win" any argument by humbling yourself and learning from it. The faith of a mustard seed is the faith to grow. We grow by learning new things and expanding our view. What is traditional Christianity? Every church might give you a different definition. Are you Catholic? They claim to have "traditions" that date back to Peter. Oddly enough, so does the Eastern Orthodox church which broke off from the Catholic church over whether the Holy Ghost was separate from God the Father and Jesus Christ. You see - even the doctrine of the Trinity, which most would consider to be traditional Christianity, isn't universally regarded as true. The protestant churches exist because they believe that the "traditional Christianity" of the Catholic church is corrupt. We heartily agree. We go a step further; all of the churches that broke off of the Catholic church are also corrupt. There are actually several scriptures in the Bible fortelling of a time when people would search for the truth and not find it. People heap to themselves preachers with "itching ears"; they won't abide the truth so they seek preachers who will tell them what they want to hear. The paid minister has a major conflict of interest; if he teaches unpopular doctrines, he will not find financial support from his congregation. He has a strong financial motive to become more of an entertainer than a minister. Thus unpopular doctrines get lost over time, and require a revelation from God if they are to be restored.
2016-03-28 11:29:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
Good question!
Both can be rather unimaginative.
I think it would be a hard call.
... but the Geek Squad would win because one of them would HAVE to have a big brother or sister who wasn't so square (and would come to the rescue).
2006-10-16 04:01:14 · answer #3 · answered by Jessie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With all the door to door walking that Mormons do, they have the advantage of being in a little better shape.
You can tell them apart by their intelligence level.
2006-10-16 04:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by Nep-Tunes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't dress the same! The geeks don't have pocket name tags.
2006-10-19 14:06:55 · answer #5 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The missionaries...they have the Lord on their side.
2006-10-21 18:51:56 · answer #6 · answered by ewema 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
2006-10-19 17:00:53 · answer #7 · answered by Isolde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋