They are also offering classes in
1.Provoking , 3 hrs class every week by Cheatarazzi.
2.Hurting other players in the opposite teams,2 classes of 1.5 hrs by Cannavaro
3.Paying the ref and D ^ 2 (Dramatics and Dives)
4 classes of 2 hrs duration a week by the entire Italian team.
i am not interested coz i wanna learn REAL football , if anyone wants please contact the Italian football federation.
2006-10-16 02:49:43 · 16 answers · asked by lil_angel 4 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
ADDITIONAL CLASSES JUST ANNOUNCED:
1. How to play snitch....free classes and re-enactment by buffon
2. Thumbsucking for adults....to be conducted by totti
3. Goalkeeping without really trying....by buffon (theory only)
4. Lessons on catenacio...... unlimited hours
5. How to celebrate a WC victory.....to be conducted by the italian team (all students to come in clown suits)
2006-10-16 05:26:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 7⤋
aren't their TOP clubs down a level????..I would like to attend..you never know when u need to speak italian..errr i mean
1. provoke someone so they will do something violent and be suspended
2. hurt the others best player so u can win
3. learn to write a check..(for refs) and DIVE..errr i mean swim...
4. and learn from PROFESSIONALS'S ...awesome!!!!
2006-10-16 05:59:55 · answer #2 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Pity that there are no clubs, that can teach you how to crack proper jokes, or help improve your humour.
For the past 4 months, all we get are these stale jokes about the World Cup.
2006-10-16 03:02:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
C'mon, forget it already....most teams cheat now!!!!
Italy and France are good teams; but they can also cheat..ok...end of matter
2006-10-17 02:37:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no stupid freak...u didn't understand that...not Italians,it's French that are giving the lessons...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM......ARE YOU THAT STUPID SO YOU CAN'T CONFESS THAT FRANCE ISN'T CHAMPION!THEY ARE LOSERS...AND ITALIANS ARE WINNERS
2006-10-16 08:00:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you're smoking, I want some.
2006-10-16 09:41:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your country should join. That way, maybe the will be able to win something for a change.
2006-10-16 03:07:55 · answer #7 · answered by elgil 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Intresting.. thats how France plays.
If they cheat why the hell they have four STARS
on their jersey.. go suck your chicken
2006-10-16 08:54:53 · answer #8 · answered by мяs. мαтεяαzzι 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You are mistaken with the French Team (the LOSERS):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35PxXtiocqc
And after that, make another attempt to GROW UP
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ITALY ----> WORLD CHAMPION * * * *
2006-10-16 05:07:58 · answer #9 · answered by soccer_mind 5 · 9⤊ 2⤋
mmm, i'm french and an honest gk so dat would jus be a waste of my life!
2006-10-16 04:46:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋