I came home early from work on Friday to discover my girlfriend totally naked, out of breath and very evasive. She seemed to keep looking over at the walk in wardrobe but wouldn't let me go anywhere near it. She said that she had bought me a wonderful present and if I went into the wardrobe, I would spoil the surprise. She really is a wonderful woman, always putting herself last. What do think the surprise might be. I'm so excited.
2006-10-15 23:05:16 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
I also discovered a pair of mens shoes under the bed. She said she bought them for me from a charity shop but unfortunately they aren't my size.
What a sweet gesture. A present for me and she helps charity at the same time. How lucky am I?
2006-10-16 00:05:14 · update #1
OK, NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!
2006-10-15 23:06:57 · answer #1 · answered by eva b 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL, you should be so proud of yourself, you make a very uncomfortable and vile situation funny. I hope this is not true for your sake. Probably another naked individual, man or woman who knows seems as though your girlfriend is full of surprises. Have a great day! God bless
2006-10-15 23:28:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's gonna be out of this world Mr Harris. She's had the wardrobe turned into a Tardis and it's full of cyber-women. Enjoy!
2006-10-15 23:27:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your girlfriend too...although her games which involve me playing hide and seek are getting a bit monotonous.
There are times like today, when I just have to go out and do some retail therapy...I keep promising myself some nice girlie shoes, but with the orthotic supports I have to wear, I just seem to keep ending up with clunky masculine ones.
I get so sad about it.
2006-10-16 04:00:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I expect she has hidden the new ferrari in the wardrobe until she can arrange the insurance.
Ever though of taking an intelligence test.
Mensa aint got many members in the sub 35 range
2006-10-15 23:24:57 · answer #5 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This has to be a joke. If not, wanna buy some beachfront property in lovely Arizona ? Girlfriend obviously not satisfied with you.
2006-10-16 01:06:10 · answer #6 · answered by James 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you really just pretending not to know what that surprize was? :-| Or you didn't want to know.
Umm... perhaps she was exercising in her birthday suit? Yeah right! You're just being funny, right?
She's takes you for a ride often? It must be a fun relationship, for her.
2006-10-15 23:53:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know the answer but wouldn't want to spoil your surprise
2006-10-15 23:07:31 · answer #8 · answered by SteveT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should marry her. Don't even think about signing a pre-nup, it would spoil the romance.
2006-10-18 12:23:05 · answer #9 · answered by lauriekins 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well its monday now have you seen your surprise yet or is the man in the wardrobe still there.Hes probably dead by now.lol
2006-10-15 23:47:38 · answer #10 · answered by pinkdragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a Puppet from your Poppet to her Muppet, you Muppet.
Sash.
2006-10-19 04:29:50 · answer #11 · answered by sashtou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋