i need a joke the funniest one will get best answer!!!
2006-10-15 21:36:10 · 9 answers · asked by dimsum 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Visual Arts ➔ Other - Visual Arts
Police Car
A man has too much to drink at a party. His friends offer to drive him home, but he says no, he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line.
Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a call for a robbery taking place in a house just a block away. The police tell him to stay put and that they will be right back. With that, they run down the street to the robbery.
After a few minutes, the man decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.
A few hours later, the police knock on the door. They ask if a Mr. X lives there, and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day.
The police ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage and opens the door where they find the police car, lights still flashing.
2006-10-15 21:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by Safe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An eskimo's skidoo breaks down. After the mechanic turns up and takes a look at the engine he turns to the eskimo and says "Looks like you've blown a seal mate!" The eskimo replies "Naaah. That's just frost in my moustache!"""
Thankyou, thankyou, I'll be here all week.
Honestly, how can this be getting a thumbs down, this is by far and away the funniest joke in reply to this question.
OK try this one:
Q: What do Brussels Sprouts and Pubic Hair have in common?
A: You brush them aside and carry on eating.
Or:
Q: Why do male elephants have 4 feet?
A: Because they would look stupid with 6 inches.
I really will be here all week, I'm at work.
2006-10-16 04:45:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two snakes in the middle of the desert. One snake says to other [to be said with a lisp] "Hey coussssin, are we poissssionous?". The other replies. "Yes, Why?"... "Becaussse i jussst bit my lip."
2006-10-16 08:35:13 · answer #3 · answered by Kelly Belly 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?"
2006-10-16 04:40:32 · answer #4 · answered by Garnet D 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A boy is telling to his lover after a congress:
darling, you are like a sunflower. ...she is very pleased thinking she looks pretty and shiny, but he says: full of seeds!
2006-10-16 04:43:43 · answer #5 · answered by Jirina B 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One for the accountants;
Q: what do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?
A: pumkpin-pi
2006-10-16 04:41:13 · answer #6 · answered by djessellis 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How many possums does it take to make love?
Answer: Three: Two to make love and one to watch for cars.
2006-10-16 04:45:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I tell you historical facts, will they be considered as jokes?
2006-10-16 04:43:25 · answer #8 · answered by Avner Eliyahu R 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: why do mermaids wear seashells?
A: well, the b shells are too small and the
d shells are too big of course!
2006-10-16 04:55:04 · answer #9 · answered by meucando 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋