On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving",
says Tiger.
"Fookin Hell", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything."
2006-10-15 19:58:48 · 12 answers · asked by orion 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That's HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-15 20:04:30 · answer #1 · answered by Queen of the Wicker People 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Acutually that is kinda cute, however, you can't just share that joke with just anybody now can you, as funny as it may be!
2006-10-15 20:04:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Orion,
lol lol lol That's funny, thanks for sharing, I do play golf.
ps post this under sport/golf if you have not done so.
2006-10-15 20:16:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...
u earned me a chuckle at work here!!
thx buddy! :)
2006-10-15 20:09:04 · answer #4 · answered by ky11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. Let me hear another. =)
2006-10-15 20:05:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loool
2006-10-15 20:04:38 · answer #6 · answered by dOoWoPaDoO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wakkakakka! lol good one
2006-10-15 20:16:19 · answer #7 · answered by kevin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its fair , and clean. (good to tell) ....but it falls a touch short of ''great'' ............
2006-10-15 20:06:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.
2006-10-15 20:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by Nikki Tesla 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice! =D
2006-10-15 20:40:28 · answer #10 · answered by Jordaan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋