I think my neighbor's is, and he might be too. The reason: he actually believes in Al Gore as a responsible environmentalist. You have to be from another planet to believe that.
2006-10-15 19:32:37 · 11 answers · asked by bipolar and lovin it 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
LOL! there is a way to tell, you have to sneak over after dark and tie a blue ribbon around the gnomes neck if he leaves it there it will be considered a fashion statement?
2006-10-15 19:37:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gore is a funny guy, isn't he? He has two huge homes with access to wind energy, but doesn't use it. And that's just the tip of the ice berg.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/editorials/2006-08-09-gore-green_x.htm
As for the gnome, harshly interrogate it under intense lights. If the gnome doesn't ask about the energy source of the light, he might just be an alien...
2006-10-15 19:40:10 · answer #2 · answered by pharaoh_of_atlantis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure Al Gore has nothing to do with lawn gnomes. Maybe you should be more worried about what you're going to do about your mental instability. Aliens would not waste their time all day as lawn gnomes.
2006-10-15 19:40:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, try asking them. Here's what their anwswers really mean.
Yes- This means the lawn gnome is an alien.
No- This means that the lawn gnome is an alien spy.
No Answer- This means they are well-disciplined alien spies.
Mwah-HaHAhA (Evil mad scientist laugh)
2006-10-15 21:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by professorpippyppoopypants 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lawn gnomes are not aliens, they are the DEVIL!! They should be stopped before it's too late. They were sent to destroy the world with tree hugging pagan hippie type people who believe everything they say. Please......before it's too late!! Kill the Travelocity Gnome!!! Oh no....they are at my door......they're on their wayyyyyyyyy
2006-10-15 19:37:07 · answer #5 · answered by jerofjungle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats up, do not diss backyard gnomes. they are staggering, very nicely? I take severe offense to that. I examine The e book of Gnome in the past mattress each night. I pray to the Gnome god Finnicus. you're making a mockery of my faith. *claps arms*
2016-11-23 14:06:04 · answer #6 · answered by magoon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lawn gnomes are not alive....therefore they cannot be aliens. The purpose of life is a life of purpose. Peace.
2006-10-15 19:52:20 · answer #7 · answered by frogspeaceflower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just ask the gnome
2006-10-15 20:31:18 · answer #8 · answered by JoAnne H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are bipolar, and this personality likes to belittle people who are attempting to save the environment, please take a Prozac and let the other guy out, OK?
2006-10-15 19:57:58 · answer #9 · answered by Chredon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you talk to them and they don't respond, it is because they are trying to hide their alien origin.
2006-10-15 19:39:11 · answer #10 · answered by WJ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋