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How should I make my move? Should I try hearts and flowers or just try to mate her?

2006-10-15 17:41:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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I'd start with a little light paw'ning and see where that get's you...if she doesn't block your advances you might try and see what one knight with her in the castle is like...and who knows, maybe she'll let you mate with her. Don't let the bishop see you though he might tell your queen.

2006-10-16 07:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by gotalife 7 · 2 0

Hahaha.....that's funny.......I get the joke....! But if this was a real question I would say hearts and flowers; if she had a 'checkered past' and you're just a chess player, I think she might just kick you if you tried to mate with her.....

2006-10-16 00:44:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sorry. But don't get to thinking you have a Monopoly on bad luck in the game of Life. I dated a guy who was more fun than a Barrel of Monkeys until his Operation failed and everything went Ker-Plunk. It seems like a Trivial Pursuit searching for Mancala, but I don't want to be an Old Maid. Chutes (and Ladders) this is pure Aggravation! It Boggles the mind. I haven't a Clue where to even look ..........
hey, you wanta come over later for a game of Twister?

2006-10-16 18:47:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0 0

ha... that would be a good pickup line... u play a lot of games huh? lemme give this a try:
Impress her by showing her that you own Boardwalk and you haven't been in jail. Ask her to take a ride on the reading with you and hope she doesn't leave you because you went broke after paying property taxes.
Hmm.

2006-10-16 00:44:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ray 3 · 0 0

Go with the first option. She's not an animal.

2006-10-16 00:42:25 · answer #5 · answered by ~carmie~ 5 · 0 0

hmmm....

start with N-f3...

Good luck. Peace.

What's the name of the chess opening (N-f3) I gave you? ;o)

2006-10-16 00:58:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

checkmate and get on with ur life

2006-10-16 00:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by Lady_Lavinia 3 · 0 0

thats sweet

2006-10-16 00:42:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

groan

2006-10-16 00:43:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

pawn her

2006-10-16 00:42:41 · answer #10 · answered by Mr.Moo 4 · 1 0

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