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I saw a picture of a man in a greeting saying..."congratulations, next time let your husmabd do the job" for one i am worried.....What should i do???? i tihnk im pregnant!!!!

2006-10-15 17:39:16 · 17 answers · asked by Kickassio 2 in Health Women's Health

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Men cannot conceive(Get pregnant) Because ther eis no uterus for the baby to live in and ovulation doesn't occur which is where the egg gets fertilised. There is no egg to fertilise.

2006-10-15 17:42:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL a man cannot get pregnant. In some cases, there have been "parasitic twins" growing in the abdominal cavity of a child. Very rare, I think you can just relax and enjoy life ;)

2006-10-15 17:43:07 · answer #2 · answered by Lake Lover 6 · 0 0

A man cannot in any circumstaces get pregnant. A man does not have the proper mechanics to carry a baby: No uterus, no ovaries, no vagina... To create a baby, you need sperm (from a man) and an ovum or egg (from a woman). The egg is implanted or sets its home in the uterus to grow. It cannot grow in a man: Nowhere to grow, no egg to fertilize.

2006-10-15 17:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by mommyhelen65 2 · 0 0

When Arnold got pregnant in "Junior", it seems as if they injected into some arbitrary location of his abdominal cavity(I don't think they really cared) Basically this abomination of a child will grow where ever it so pleases in your abdominal cavity.

If you are pregnant and you do not know why, I would be extremely pissed with your girlfriend or your parents who obviously wanted a girl

2006-10-15 17:44:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Congradulations! Visit a male doctor regularly... keep a watch on your weight... take proper medicines... concentrate on your diet, especially food with more calcium... Let the embryo grow first, then you can go for ceasarian...

2006-10-15 17:47:02 · answer #5 · answered by Arunagiri K 2 · 0 0

Stop asking foolish questions like this. You're wasting everyone's time. Go find something else to do.

2006-10-15 18:37:36 · answer #6 · answered by jelzinga95 3 · 0 0

I usually NEVER give anyone this advice, but I would get an abortion if I were you. It's not where it grows that's the problem, but where it comes out.

2006-10-15 17:42:24 · answer #7 · answered by butrcupps 6 · 0 0

it grows in your beer gut. it is very important that you immediately start to drink lots of beer, and stop exercising, so the baby will have room to grow

and lol buttercups

2006-10-15 17:42:41 · answer #8 · answered by disguys_dalimit 2 · 0 0

Go back to health class

2006-10-15 17:45:02 · answer #9 · answered by Abby 6 · 0 0

A man cannot get pregnant. They do not have a uterus or ovaries.

2006-10-15 17:41:30 · answer #10 · answered by kinndee 4 · 0 0

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