I was over at my friends house, and they had offered me a beer, and i had accepted. After a few drinks, it kind of started tasting funny, well i didnt want to be rude or waste it, so i drank it. When I got home, my stomach is kind of messed up, and my friends had left me a message on my answering machine, saying have a nice shi*** experience, we put vasaline in your beer. Needless to say they were pretty drunk when I got there. Whats going to happen to me??? Im very worried!
2006-10-15 16:12:45 · 7 answers · asked by sparky_butt 3 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
well you wont have a prob taking a dump any time soon, but ill pull your hair while your puking though
2006-10-16 15:50:49 · answer #1 · answered by someone_you_wish_you_knew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well for srarters I'd be e-mailing my exfriends right back.Tell them you are seeking medical advice,and that you expect them to pay these medical expences.Also advise them that if necessary you may also get legal advice.That'll sober them up For your own peace of mind Vaseline is a non toxic jelly.People habitually use it on thier lips etc.You'd need to injest massive amounts to do any real harm.So you should have no side effects.None the less it does no harm if you frighten the heck out of your exfriends.
2006-10-15 23:36:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should see a doctor. Vaseline is a petroleum product - comes from the same place as gasoline. Please go get help, then call the police. Since it's so late at night right now, do something quick like call the Poison Control Center. Just dial the operator and ask them to conenct you. They will tell you what to do in the interim, like whether or not to make yourself throw up, for example. Please get help then please call the cops. It's jerks like that, that make it hard for nice men like me to find a nice girlfriend without her being so worried about this sort of thing happening to her.
2006-10-15 23:14:55 · answer #3 · answered by Fun and Games 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You better get a bunch of magazines to take to the bathroom, you're gonna be in there awhile.
2006-10-15 23:17:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call some help center even though I doubt if they are open since its Sunday... you are getting us worried.. :(
2006-10-15 23:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's NASTY.. think u better get to your doctor fast and have yourself check.
2006-10-15 23:21:54 · answer #6 · answered by crow_nanc 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it wont kill you. i can promise you that...
2006-10-15 23:28:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋