just make sure the flame dont come back and burn off your *** crack
Get-R-Done!
2006-10-15 14:52:48 · 15 answers · asked by Larry 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
the lighter got sucked into my retcum
2006-10-15 14:59:46 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry?? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would have to be the oldest *** trick in the book, the next oldest is to stick a hose pipe up your *** (turn on the water), pull the hose out and then fart.
Get a group together and see how far you can shoot.
See if you can fill a bucket.
Try smoking a cigarette with your butt (poor attempt at humour).
2006-10-15 15:01:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never but...LOL I know someone who did it while sitting on the potty and the explosion, i kid you not, sounded like a bomb and all we heard besides the kaboom is this person screaming and the smell of burnt hair...Needless to say there was no where for the gas in the toilet to go but up...And when you put your legs together and do it, explosion is really loud...LOL
2006-10-15 16:55:59 · answer #3 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I never have, but my grandpa did, and he did burn his butt, we've never let him live that down either. It was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
2006-10-15 14:56:43 · answer #4 · answered by ~Kricket~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No But there is this video where this guy farts into a lighter (with white shorts on I might add) and he **** himself
WAIT here it the viedo
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2247728863699591147
2006-10-15 17:39:16 · answer #5 · answered by The cat formally know as bonkers 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope, but my baby bro nearly burnt his butt off trying it!
2006-10-17 22:28:43 · answer #6 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, but I knew a guy who put a piece of cloth up his butt crack and lit it when he farted. Singed the hairs on his butt.
2006-10-15 15:25:41 · answer #7 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
never in my life
2006-10-15 14:55:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, pleeeeeze. Children are here!
2006-10-15 15:08:21 · answer #9 · answered by nanrai18 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is so "Larry the cable guy" asking that right there. lol wait u r lary......
2006-10-15 15:03:59 · answer #10 · answered by la_gurl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋