vasectomies (stories)?

Question

How many of the guys are afraid of a little needle and cut and snip in the procedure?
It's no big thing...really...I was fine the very next day with little discomfort.
Others, I hear horror stories....so what is your story?
Improved your changed your life after?

Answer 1

I had no discomfort whatsoever during and after the surgery. However, I decided I didn't need to take the medication that was prescribed for me. Thought that i was tough and i went back to work. Found out that i wasn't that tough.Take your medication and don't go back to work to early and it wont be bad.It has improved my life.As well as for my wife. Make sure you don't want anymore children.

Answer 2

I don’t remember all the exact details, but it went something like this:

I checked with Planned Parenthood, when I was 18. They said no. I tried another place when I was 20, and they said no.

The third place said yes (in 1996, I was 21), because I lied and told them I had children. I went though the 2 hour group counseling. Nothing big….. “Hi, I am Sam Smith I have two kids and I don’t want any more”. There were something like 4 other men. We drank coffee and talked to the group administrator. They showed a movie with graphic details. All but two dropped out.

On the day of the surgery, I shaved myself, and got a ride to the clinic. They gave me a the gas. There was as surgeon, and two nurses. I felt a few needle pricks, and some tugging. I was talking to the nurse about BS the whole time. It felt like the whole thing took maybe 10 min. I was out of there in about 30 min total. I has some bruising, but no pain, or swelling of any kind. I worked a desk job, so I was back to work in two days. I followed all the directions in the handout, and took the anti-biotic that they told me to take. I never bothered to get the perscribed pain killer becuse Vikadin makes me sick. I had no pain, and I didn't walk funny at all.

I was back to "working-out" in the bedroom with the wife in only a week.

I had a sperm count taken 3 times(several months apart). Ok, I know you have to ask. How do they get the sample? My wife helped me obtain the samples. That should be enough detail.

I paid cash. The total came to $250.

My sex drive increased a whole lot, and has shown no sign of ever decreasing! :)

The good news is next May it was 20 years ago. The novelty has never wore off. I think I will celebrate!

Answer 3

I still have all of my man-hood but know a guy, who had his nuts clipped by his family doctor. This doctor was our family doctor then, and his name came up in a conversation with this guy. This guy told me, that he had been clipped (vasectomy), and the doctor "must of done something wrong"! I asked him, "why was that"? He replied, that he was swollen "down there" and one of his nuts looked like a "bowling ball". He continued to tell me, that he was walking bull-legged for about a month after the procedure then, the swelling "went down" and he is "fine, now" !!! I, myself, hated the "like a bowling ball" part of our conversation, and opted to stick to billiards (pool) because I hate to see one pin standing !!!

Answer 4

My husband refuses to let anyone get near him down there with a knife!