2006-10-15 12:45:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
It hurts like hell.
And then you have the next 18 years to raise them...even harder than the delivery.
How old are you anyway?
2006-10-15 12:48:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the worst stomach cramp you've ever had and multiply it x 10.
Stay that way for 4-12 hours.
Supress an overwhelming urge to push (feels sort of like having a bowel movement) for up to an hour.
Just when you think you will die, express relief at being told to push and bear down hard on the next contraction and hold it for 20 seconds. Repeat as necessary.
Scream your guts out until the head and shoulders are delivered.
Push once more and deliver the baby.
Lie there for a few seconds in extreme relief that you are still alive.
Hear your baby cry.
Hold him and stare into those eyes for the first time and fall head over heels in love.
Forget everything except the last statement.
THAT is called having a baby!
2006-10-15 20:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by suninmyskies 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First it feels like really bad diahrrea, then it goes on to feel like someone is tearing out your uterus. After you think you can take no more you then feel as if you need to take the biggest crap of your life and when you metion it a doc and tons of nurses rush in to get ready to catch the baby. When you start to push you experience the ring of fire, literally, your entire bottom area is on fire When you finally hold your baby it's the most wonderful thing on this planet, maybe because he/she is yours, or you are just glad to have all the pain over with. To make a long story short, it hurts alot.
2006-10-15 19:55:03 · answer #3 · answered by dolly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As human nature works, you won't even remember the pain a day later. you'll remember what you were thinking, that you thought you were dying, but you wont remember. Just looking at the baby makes it all seem like a tea party. 'specially when ya got cute kids!
2006-10-16 02:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by Temper V 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well for me the contractions were painful enough so i had an epidural.
the contractions were like a really really bad period pain i mean like 50 times worse.
i never felt the head because of the epidural but the body fekt like a fish sliding out it was weird and gross!!
2006-10-15 19:50:21 · answer #5 · answered by Krissy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex wife said to Pull your bottom lip over the top of your head. That is what it feels like.
2006-10-15 19:48:29 · answer #6 · answered by snoop_dougie_doug04 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It feels like somebody is sticking a knife in your stomach and twisting it over and over.... (contractions) IT HURTS!!!
2006-10-15 22:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by ME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It hurt for me till I got my epidural then it wasn't as bad.
2006-10-15 19:56:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you are a child so therefore you do not need to know till you are an adult
2006-10-15 20:04:13 · answer #9 · answered by Coast2CoastChat.com 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imagine pooping out a coconut.
2006-10-15 19:48:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋