What if Britteny Spears was President of the United States? With Little Richard as Vice President, with Ice Cube as Sec. of State, Michael Jackson as the Sec. of Defense, Kevin Federline as the White House Press Sec, Jessica Simpson as the U.N Ambassador, and Tom Cruise as Presidental Advisor?
2006-10-15 12:25:32 · 26 answers · asked by Kris 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Stop asking thiese stupid questions!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2006-10-15 12:41:01 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, this would mean that when someone asked Britney a question, Tom Cruise would whip out his cult book and whisper the answer in her ear and jump up and down on all the furniture when the answer seemed to be right. When someone bombed us, Michael Jackson would call in his old favors at The Gap Band (You Dropped The Bomb On Me, Baby) and design a new children's thrill ride in response, K-Fed would sit in a corner and use someone's notebook to write new song lyrics, Jessica Simpson would go to the UN and ask why they removed the F from their sign outside. We couldn't have Ice Cube as Secretary of State b/c he would never get passed the other guy's metal detectors, and with Little Richard as VP, well, he's the only one that I would have any faith in, actually.
2006-10-15 12:33:16 · answer #2 · answered by Fun and Games 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know about Spears as president, but Michael Jackson would be great as Sec. of Defense. His face has seen so many changes that it would be the enemy rather than us complaining about not being able to identify "the face of the enemy".
2006-10-15 12:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sufficient proficient human beings could be chanced directly to tug her strings . She would not be the 1st puppet to occupy the oval workplace . regrettably , i think she could have a valid possibility at triumphing the presidency , have been she to run . One kind or yet another of geared up in celebrity is a prerequisite now to become president .
2016-10-19 11:14:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
we would all have a cute little puppy while rapping and dancing the night away, don't ask don't tell will have a new meaning, nothing will get done, we will have to ask Jessica's father what is going on and all the while jumping up and down on the couch!!!!!
2006-10-15 12:35:12 · answer #5 · answered by schmoopie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Then strapping children into car seats the wrong way wouldn't be a crime and insulting depressed people would be required.
2006-10-15 12:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by WheeeeWhaaaaa 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are having a terrible dream - try not to eat before going to bed anymore.
2006-10-15 12:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by oldhippypaul 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Then people would actually know the names of the politicians they are whining about.
2006-10-15 12:33:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
All I can say about that is God Help Us All if that were the case.
2006-10-15 12:42:03 · answer #9 · answered by 1derWoman2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this isnt even funny as a joke put the crack pipe down
2006-10-15 12:27:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋