Norfolk, Va. - While the results of the research are preliminary, scientists at the Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization have discovered a genetic link between small penis size and the being liberal. The organization recently began to tabulate data from a two-year study of men with Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder (DMGD) and has posted the results on its Web site, DMGD.org.
The subjects of the study varied from men with a slight abnormality in penis size to men with pubis innius, a term for an inverted male pubic region. By tracing what has been identified as the "DMGD gene," an abnormality in the 21st chromosome was discovered. Researchers found that this abnormality appears to be consistently linked to two traits: abnormally small male reproductive organs and the ability to derive joy from liberal activities, which starts with acting out in school and, in isolated instances, can manifest itself in homosexual acts.
2006-10-15 11:58:10 · 14 answers · asked by Fork Canada 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Research team leader Dr. Brad Uplurch and his colleagues in New Orleans, La., plan to investigate whether DMGD was a factor in making San Fransicko California the home of liberal indecency.
"These findings confirm what we have believed for a long time: Liberals just don't measure up." "They are apparently overcompensating for their failure to succeed in life by adopting deviant behaviors and delusional attitudes."
2006-10-15 11:58:20 · update #1
Interesting
Another study is the results of Dioctalthlate contamination. Thalates have been found to be a first generation mutagen. Dicoctalthalate is commonly referred to as the garden hose taste. This chemical is used as a plasticer in most consumer grade plastic products Cups Sports bottles garden hose etc.
The male acute response is Genital Demise (LDS little dick syndrome) As could be expected there is a direct contamination response to the level of contact with plastic bottles or plastic lined cans.
A Tertiary study to consider is the pituitary development in the Male fetus. Week 16 is the moment of pituitary development. Depending on the amount of protein in the mothers diet the male child will develop either democrat or republican ie a woos or a man.
Imagine a person with a low protein uptake in week 16 that grew up drinking from plastic baby bottles and of course developed a Liberal philosophy.
Go big Red Go
2006-10-15 12:14:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This sounds like a worth while project. Are the researchers getting any grants from the liberals?
2006-10-15 19:26:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has got to be one of those very immature man things. You boys, is that the only way you know how to put each other down? Heaven forbid you have an intelligent conversation.
2006-10-15 19:04:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So how big is Foley's penis? Why are rethuglicons so obcessed with the male genetalia? LOL google that and see what the research says!!
2006-10-15 19:03:23 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin O 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow you went through a lot of effort to write all of those words. Too bad I didn't bother to read any of it after I got past the first ridiculous sentence.
2006-10-15 19:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by H.I. of the H.I. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What I'm discovering here is the incredible length of time before a conservative leaves the adolescence phase, if ever.
2006-10-15 19:01:44 · answer #6 · answered by brian2412 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And while repub are obsessing over other men's genitalia (hmmm.....), problems of this country seems to be getting worse. So where are their priorities?
Oh yeah, they have Foley in their party ! ! ! !
Good job there.
2006-10-15 19:07:43 · answer #7 · answered by This Is Not Honor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zing
2006-10-15 19:00:18 · answer #8 · answered by Black Sabbath 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a rather low blow. Pardon the pun.
2006-10-15 19:16:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm liberal. Ask your mother about me, son.
2006-10-15 19:01:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋