Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said,
"I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."
His buddy said,
"I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!"
So the first fellow did just that.
The next day his buddy asked,
"Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?"
"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"
2006-10-15 11:53:48 · 21 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Indeed it is!
2006-10-16 02:34:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great now the whole world knows about my wife
2006-10-15 18:59:46 · answer #2 · answered by Binky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My birthday is next month. Maybe I can ask my husband for that certificate?
2006-10-15 19:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It looks like the woman misunderstood the certificate.
2006-10-15 18:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny
2006-10-15 19:47:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not particularly
2006-10-15 18:58:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is too funny,thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-15 19:35:10 · answer #7 · answered by crystal powell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, kinda sad. But funny.
2006-10-15 19:02:00 · answer #8 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-15 18:59:47 · answer #9 · answered by allen 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I do not think like you so it is not funny
2006-10-15 18:55:28 · answer #10 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before.
2006-10-15 18:57:29 · answer #11 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋