Can I use my vast cultivation of knowledge that I have gained on Yahoo Answers on my resume?

Question

I have just learnt sooo much. And I feel that a prospective employer might be quite impressed with it. I'm looking for creative ways to squeeze it into my resume without making it look like I'm bragging, I mean, after all, I am on level 5!

Answer 1

LOL That is the funniest thing i ever read... thx for the chuckle.. wish I had typed that question myself... if I was hiring... I would hire you just because you have such a good sense of humor. Good luck... congrats on making it to level five, g/f

Answer 2

Well seeing as your on level 5 !!!

But first:

I would say that others before answering your question.....read carefully your profile.

You may have a lot of best answers....but people love to have someone answer ''what they WANT to hear''.

And some of the questions you answer have only four-five words, as an answer from you.
They are from younger people....and some on sex.

Then there is the answer''yes you said put child molesters in congress...as they can take our children where, they've never been?""

This site is not for impressing an employer? it is a form of entertainment for some.For others like myself, a way to help people for a hour now and then, and also a way for people to reach out to others if they have no help......It was never intended,as a means of filling any work resume......I think before you may give yourself a red face.....think carefully Miss level 5.

Answer 3

Definately! Hell, a resume is basically just one big brag sheet anyway so split it up as people normally do with their jobs, into your levels. The more you spread it out the better, I reckon. Make it sound indepth & padding it out will show just how much knowlege you have.
ie: level 1-2... vast experience and knowlege of how to get over that guy and what to do if he doesn't notice me. Level 2-3: Further study in the the social science and personal preference of blow jobs, anal sex & oral. Level 3-4: Extensive knowlege attained in working with public of all ages on subjects to do with cheating men, prudish christians and moral cruisaders with their knickers in a knot. Level 5 - current date: Ongoing study of extra loud fa*ts & bowel practises.

Answer 4

A lot of grief from jerks who don't even get on YA and they make fun of me for it. I have gotten kicked off 3 times and had to come back under an assumed names. I love YA though. I love PS. I have made one friend though his name is Maxeem but I haven't been able to locate him since the last time I got kicked off. Anyway the feeling I get when my answer is chosen as best is fantastic, nobody in my real physical life ever says to me hey thanks that's the best answer I have heard. They just tell me to shut up or something.

Answer 5

Go for it, honey! It could start a section for assorted informal knowlege U've picked up in the School of Life; e.g., can U get the meat, potatoes, veg & bread all hot to the table @ the same time?...Organization skills! Or...if he
thinks it's a joke, go w/that!...People skills! My resume slogan is, "If U can't blind 'em w/ brilliance, baffle 'em w/bullshit!" Give 'em hell!

Answer 6

Common sense is in short supply here – and wasted company bandwidth will get you fired.

Answer 7

I suppose it depends what job you are applying for.

Maybe list it as community service? Helping the poor lost souls on here.

People skills?
Computer skills?

Answer 8

Put me down as a reference.

Answer 9

i seriously wouldn't recomend it

Answer 10

Do it!