I have read numerous articles, saying masturbation is healthy, and normal.
So why did i get thrown off the bus?
2006-10-15 09:59:56 · 43 answers · asked by ben b 5 in Health ➔ Men's Health
lol that is so funny for real im laughing so hard and i hope u are kidding
2006-10-15 13:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Although masturbation may be healthy and normal, it is not a socially acceptible act - certainly not in public. You need to try and be more discreet about your actions. For example, you might like to try masturbating in the following places:
1). A hedge at the park.
2). Public toilets (preferably in a cubicle).
3). Outside the kebab shop.
4). Inside the riot van, after being arrested outside the kebab shop.
Hope this helps...
2006-10-15 10:04:00 · answer #2 · answered by Dan 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Ben.
When I threw you off the bus I didn't realise you were at it.
By the way you left your lunchbox on the bus containing wet rations of tongue vaseline and an enormous cucumber with an unsightly shaped end.
If you come to my bus garage in Catford I will naturally refund you and return the lunchbox but I can't promise any tips !!
2006-10-15 10:19:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sure my answer will be different than most others. I do think that it is wrong. It is self-serving and selfish. It promotes in the one who does it a sense of sexualation of normally non-sexual things and it supports the argument that love is only about sex. Im not meaning to yell all of this at you but I do believe it is wrong.
http://www.porn-free.org/porn_is_bad.htm This is a link that supports my argument. -also I have to agree with Dan that if you are going to do it, there is a time and a place.
2006-10-15 10:18:32 · answer #4 · answered by Socrates 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try the back of the bus at top deck.take a newspaper on board and hide yourself under it.just watch out for other buses driving along side you.dont wanna give no old dears on their way to the ymca a heart attack now hahaha.Have fun ???
2006-10-15 10:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by sherminator 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kids always get thrown of the short bus for masturbating.
2006-10-15 10:01:20 · answer #6 · answered by IAINTELLEN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha - seriously, masturbation is a perfectly healthy way to pass the time but is best done in private.
2006-10-15 10:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by soozwethered 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i realy hjpoe that u didnt do this on the bus but there is nothing wrong w/masterbating but if u like to do it with people then get one or 2 buddys that r willing to do a circle jerk its not as normal as doing to by urself but if u enjoy company then go for it
2006-10-15 10:06:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Masturbation is cool. It is not socially acceptable to do so on public transport though. Next time give me a call and I'll drive you.
2006-10-15 10:03:59 · answer #9 · answered by MGN2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow up, judging by all the questions you have asked you should already know the answer. Better still film yourself and post it on the net so that we can all have a laugh.
2006-10-15 10:08:48 · answer #10 · answered by stargazer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it's not wrong. It is perfectly healthy. It is a stress reliever and also if it's good or great :) it may help you have a better nights sleep. Rock on!!
2006-10-15 10:03:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋