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All it takes is one clever republican to come up with an issue that will bring out the conservatives and get it on all the ballots at the same time as the federal elections.

2006-10-15 09:53:27 · answer #1 · answered by John's Secret Identity™ 6 · 1 0

Ex-President Clinton was out jogging when he came across a boy with a box full of puppies. He asked the boy what kind of puppies they were. The boy replied "Democrats". Clinton smiled and patted the boy on the head before heading on his way. At a social function, he mentioned this to President Bush. A week or so later, Presidents Bush and Clinton was jogging down the same street and saw the little boy and his puppies, grinning broadly, Clinton elbowed Bush and asked the boy what kind of puppies those were. The boy replied, "Republicans" While Bush was laughing, Clinton flabbergasted asked the boy why he said Democrats before. The boy said, "Oh they grew up and opened their eyes".

2006-10-15 16:58:25 · answer #2 · answered by roamin70 4 · 2 2

You know the answer already - the hillbillies with the oil money bought the three branches, but of course, they had help from the KKK, the skinheads, and Nazis like you, not to mention the religious wrong.

2006-10-15 16:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by commonsense 5 · 0 1

not so wise.
Republicans have had a good strategy for years and Dem's were too full of themselves and late to catch on.
bring up immigration gay marriage abortion and all the more important issues things critical for health and life and future ...get lost..
also tell everyone you'll save them tax money now ( don't mention the costs they will see later)
greed gets a lot of votes.
because they bring up topics about belief systems, hot emotional topics. the "snow" has been too deep for most to wade through
see the California governor's recall too.
Dem's have also been idiots.

2006-10-15 17:00:30 · answer #4 · answered by macdoodle 5 · 0 1

i don't know those hicks and hillbillys must have something going on that the democrats don't got!

2006-10-15 16:51:53 · answer #5 · answered by C.W. 2 · 1 0

Because people are fed up with the liberal democrats that continually denegrate our military,,ie John Kerry referring to them as terrorists,fed up with the hatred for Bush and fed up with the deterioration of this country caused by the liberal democrats.More and more people who were democrats as myself are just fed up with the hatred the attacks and no plans and we have switched to republican party and as long as they keep it up more will do so.

2006-10-15 17:04:13 · answer #6 · answered by halfbright 5 · 0 2

EASY: Howard Dean & his cast of merry miscreants

2006-10-15 17:49:01 · answer #7 · answered by Fatwa Freddie 3 · 0 0

kinda makes one wonder... doesn't it?..

**if SATAN was running against a democrat... I'd still vote for SATAN...hmmm....

2006-10-15 16:52:58 · answer #8 · answered by Uwanna Kissimmi 6 · 1 0

Because we didn't stoop to their level, my apprentice.

2006-10-15 16:56:39 · answer #9 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 0 1

foolishly

2006-10-15 16:50:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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