2006-10-15 09:14:16 · 18 answers · asked by davidmort34 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Become an mp or government official, take backhanders- buy up council houses- Mandelson style- get dodgy loans- cherie blair style, feather your own nest- prescott style, and sell your story blunkett style- bingo! kerching!
2006-10-15 10:12:20 · answer #1 · answered by brainlady 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dream up some crazy idea like, The Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Ethic Minorities. Not only will you get £1,000,000 grant but you'll be made advisor to Tony Bliar at £100,000 per annum.
2006-10-15 09:22:35 · answer #2 · answered by Rob Roy 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Here are some suggestions.
Catch Osama Bin Laden - dead or alive!!!
Hold the Pope as hostage.
Kidnap George Bush and sell him to the North Koreans.
Sell your organs till you reach the desired grant total.
Play Monopoly.
Buy eBay.
Propose marriage to Elton John.
And lastly, prove to the world that you're the dumbest person who ever lived that belived in Yahoo Answers, by choosing this as the best reply you ever had.
2006-10-15 09:23:19 · answer #3 · answered by Solomon Grundy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Easy - I give large grants to people...just pay £1000 into my paypal account to prove you are serious, and I'll send you the million tomorrow morning.
Honest.
2006-10-15 09:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Glenn 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your best bet is to go out and do a bit of hard graft. You don't get anything in this world sitting on your derierre doing nothing! Sorry kid, fact of life.
2006-10-18 10:20:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm, you can't, at least not just like that! Otherwise we'd all be freakin millionaires!!
Depending on what it's for you might be able to go to Princes Trust or the Government or something.
2006-10-15 09:17:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It depends on why you want it. If you are going to submit a proposal to what ever government, it could take a very.......................................long time.
No one is going to just give you a grant of 1 million pounds.
2006-10-15 09:19:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go to ...wwwhowcanIgetagrantfor£1,000,000???.com
I think you might have some joy there!!
2006-10-15 09:16:38 · answer #8 · answered by brian l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try getting a job.
2006-10-15 09:16:10 · answer #9 · answered by You're My Wonderwall 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pull one of your teeth out and put it under your pillow, never fails.
2006-10-15 09:22:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋