2006-10-15 07:37:47 · 68 answers · asked by Ally 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I would superglue his willy to his pubes while he was asleep
2006-10-15 07:41:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The ultimate revenge is actually exacting no revenge at all, (after dumping him of course) but maintaining your dignity, with an air of indifference. Act as though it's no big deal and all for the best. That will keep people wondering and also help you to keep a more positive state of mind, and help you to move foward better.
Don't dwell on the situation and beleive in your heart that everything happens for a reason. You cannot possibly meet the RIGHT person if you are tied down with the WRONG one.
Be happy, and look foward to all the new possibilities that will be coming your way.
2006-10-15 07:43:57 · answer #2 · answered by atomictulip 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't look to get mad. Look to learn from it so it doesn't happen the next time. When someone cheats it's usually because they are not content with what they have, and there is usually a reason behind it. If you can look at this as a learning curve you can turn into such a happy person, but if you dwell on it and try to get revenge you will probably end up a bitter one
2006-10-15 08:43:50 · answer #3 · answered by pamperpooch39 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best form of revenge is SUCCESS. Keep you head up high and maintain a level of self-respect and pride, be a lady at all times and dress like a lady! Do not lower yourself to vindictiveness like some lowlife! NO! Be a lady at all times, and make him feel as though he lost the best thing in his miserable life!
Drop him before he infects you with something you won't want to deal with. There are more STDs than you and I can shake sticks at! Have yourself checked out by a bona fide medical doctor, and let him know that you did it for your own safety because of HIS cheating. Don't nag him, don't say more and do not repeat it more than once.
Go about your business and succeed at whatever you do. Conduct yourself like a lady at all times, not like a vindictive witch or anything like that... that is what he wants so he can use it as an excuse to justify his lowlife actions. NEVER lower yourself to his level of depravity.
Take a few college courses and improve your speaking skills. Improve your academic skills and see how you'll move up in the workplace. Get a promotion or a better job and go about your life as if he was just holding you back!
Dress like a lady. Speak like a lady. If you see his relatives, be nice to them (even if you want to beat the living dogshit out of them) and be courteous and cordial; be polite and respectful, and do NOT talk ill of him... that's what they want so they can run to him and report to him that you were trash-talking about him (no matter how truthful your comments may be). Remember his family at Christmas and during all other holidays; a simple card won't kill you or break your piggy-bank but it will remind them of what he lost because of his stupidity!
YOU are a lady. You lowered your standards to be with him, THAT is how you should conduct yourself at all times. That is the ultimate revenge on a cheating partner! DUMP HIM AND NEVER GO BACK, or you'll deserve everything he'll do again!
2006-10-15 07:53:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't do a thing. The only person who suffers in the long term after an act of revenge is the person who's carrying out the revenge. Regret, humiliation, embarrassment, loss of dignity and control are hardly worth the fleeting joy of putting prawns in the hem of someone's curtain, or telling tales, or burning their car.
Cheesy but true: the best revenge you can have is to stop giving a **** and move on and be happy.
2006-10-15 07:42:04 · answer #5 · answered by non-workingmonkey 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The ultimate revenge is to totally ignore the cheat. Cheats love attention.
2006-10-15 19:03:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately the immediate gratification of revenge doesn't last and you end up feeling worse about yourself for sinking to your partners level...
you have 2 choices, if it is the first time and they truely regret doing it, you can possibly work through it...
If it is a repeat performance, then do yourself a favour and dump them... If married, take as much from the divorce as you can.
Whatever happens, be good to yourself and allow happiness to find you.
Good luck
2006-10-15 07:47:06 · answer #7 · answered by KJA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I just wouldn't listen to their pitiful excuses for doing it, nor would I listen to their sad and sick grovelling and pleading face and I'd boot their sorry **** out. If they can have an affair or fling with someone, well there certainly not good enough for me if they cant treat me the way they should and be faithful in the relationship.
After I kicked them out, Id take time to recover and go and live my life to the full as someone who's young free and single and maybe even fall in love with someone else. To me, that would be the best revenge of all.
2006-10-15 13:21:53 · answer #8 · answered by snogger18 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best revenge may be a slow process and might not be considered a revenge at all. I had that happen to me and two years later they wanted me back but I didn't want them. It felt like I got my revenge.
2006-10-15 07:42:02 · answer #9 · answered by Kris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the questions that suggest you be better than him are best. But if you really want revenge. Leave him, be successful but in a month or two ring him up really upset and tell him you have just been diagnosed with a sexually transmitted disease and the only person you could have got it from was him. Then tell him you've identified him as the source at the local sexually transmitted diseases clinic.
2006-10-15 07:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by The Guru 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would undo the hem in the coat that he wears the most and put some rotten fish skin in there and sew it back up again...that way...each time he goes off gallivanting he'll stink to high heaven, i mean who wants a guy who smells like fish...OR go to the same place he goes for a drink and have a great looking guy on your arm...whats good for the goose....right? or remove his stuff from your home and throw the swine out....but be sure to buy a nice big bottle of strong bleach and pour it in his bin liner till his clothes are ruined....revenge is sweet my dear....don't put up with the cheating rat.....get even...there is another option.... don't let him anywhere near you....if he gets horny tell him to go to the skank that he's been seeing, smile and turn over and go to sleep, then tell him the next day that you want out....then someone else will have to put up with his cheating ways...if he cheats on you...he will certainly do it to the next poor cow....
2006-10-15 08:00:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋