Two men are sitting at a bar.
One impeccably dressed in an Armani suit the other in his work clothes.
The business man turns to the other and says
" I bought my wife a brand new BMW and a 5 carat diamond for mother's day"
The worker looks confused and say
"Why two such extravagant gifts?"
"Well...if she decides she doesn't like the ring she can drive her BMW back
to Tiffany's and exchange it for what she would prefer"
"Oh" says the worker" I did something similar for my wife"
"How so?" says the business man
"Well I bought her a pair of slippers and a dildo"
The business man looked truly confused
"Well..ye see..if she doesn't like the slippers she can go F*uck herself"
2006-10-15 07:17:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
lol i like that joke good one
2006-10-15 08:08:00 · answer #1 · answered by caron d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely not!!! That is such a degrading question...that's not even an honest question...thats someone looking for permission to do it! IF I were your wife, and you cheated on me, I would be gone before you could even take another breath! No chance for forgiveness, I wouldn't even be open to an explanation. If you can cheat once, you can cheat twice, and if you can cheat twice you can cheat 100 times. Even if you swear up and down that you wont do it again, women will always have that nagging doubt and rightly so, and the trust in your relationship will be broken, and eventually wither. Bottom line, once a cheater, always a cheater! By the way, if you REALLY love the person you are with, then that wouldn't even remotely be a question at all. If you are married, which I hope you're not...I feel very bad for your wife. It's guys like you that I could just string up and hang by your balls!
2006-10-15 07:59:34 · answer #2 · answered by safireblu64 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't. Why do liberals think it's okay to judge people when they have no personal moral standards? Why do they judge conservatives differently than they judge themselves. That is the height of hypocrisy. In a recent poll, 95% of people claimed they disapprove of adultery. How many of that 95% were lying liberals?
2016-05-22 04:21:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try being honest with her first. You might be very surprised. Go slow and don't freak her out. Maybe tell her you need to have some friends of both sexes again...like when you were younger. Don't lie. In time she may come to understand that you need more than just her in your life. You need to have outside interests such as hobbies, sports, friends, etc. As people mature they become more tolerant.
2006-10-15 09:37:04 · answer #4 · answered by Ricky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all very tasteless joke. No it is not okay to lie and cheat on anyone , especially your wife ( or spouse) And last but not least if you even have to ask that question, something is wrong with you. Get it checked out man!
2006-10-15 07:35:55 · answer #5 · answered by blujeanbaby56 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke but you should never, ever cheat or lie on your wife ever. That is just plain old wrong. Another women would not think that was right if you were with her and cheating on your wife.
2006-10-15 07:25:57 · answer #6 · answered by mz.oohlahlah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats what I call a good ice breaker at the bar.. But as far as the cheating questions, I would have to say its ok if you two are swingers..
2006-10-15 07:23:05 · answer #7 · answered by Teetee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would rather be the wife with the BMW than the one with the slippers...
2006-10-15 07:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by julesloveslife 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's okay.
I do it all the time.
Most men have done it.
More women are doing it now.
Do you think my wife want to hear that I just finished f@@king Susan?
So, you can't do one(lie) without the other(cheat).
2006-10-15 07:31:57 · answer #9 · answered by Allen T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as you already know the jokes a nice 1... but about the question...no its not ok to lie or cheat on your wife...BUT.. and yeah theres a "but" if you arent cheating, being unfaithful or doing things she wouldnt approve of there is no reason to lie
2006-10-15 08:15:52 · answer #10 · answered by dawggiestile 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a great joke! but its still not olay to lie and cheat on your wife..lol
2006-10-15 07:21:55 · answer #11 · answered by Trish83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋