A guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken under his arm, and asks for 2 tickets.
The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him.
He replies,
"Well, my pet chicken, of course!"
The girl tells him that he can't take a chicken into the theater, so he goes around the corner, stuffs the chicken into his trousers, and returns. He buys his ticket and goes in.
Inside the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his fly so the chicken can stick its head out - get some air and watch the movie. Sitting next to him is Agnes.
She elbows Myrtle and whispers,
"Myrtle, this man over here has just unzipped his pants!"
Myrtle whispers back,
"Oh, don't worry about it... you've seen one, you've seen them all."
Agnes says,
"I know... but this one's eating my POPCORN!"
2006-10-15 06:59:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
That is funny ha ha. That is a cute one.
2006-10-15 07:04:21 · answer #1 · answered by Rachel Bitchface 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-15 17:35:47 · answer #2 · answered by equality 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ITS FUNNY BUTT ONLY ONCE ,.,.,..,.,.check out pole and survey for a guy called G he is using the same joke.,..,.
2006-10-15 14:58:10 · answer #3 · answered by Get away 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May be funny but not shocking.
2006-10-15 14:35:35 · answer #4 · answered by Fahim . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is just a joke - not shocking or funny.
2006-10-15 14:22:14 · answer #5 · answered by litlbigdg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always know that when i click on one of yours it will be funny!
Very funny, thanks.............hahahahahahahahahahah
2006-10-15 14:07:24 · answer #6 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-10-15 14:02:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its a cracker.
2006-10-15 14:56:50 · answer #8 · answered by Timmoshanko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea
2006-10-15 14:08:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's some funny sh*t!
2006-10-15 14:02:46 · answer #10 · answered by DaRkViXeN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋