-whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
-when working on a vehicle the bolt or nut you drop will roll
underneath to the exact center of the vehicle.
-the stupidity of your actions is directly proportional to the number
of people watching you at the time.
-there will be 20% more people than invited showing up at any
given function you plan.
2006-10-15 06:50:34 · 9 answers · asked by The Mystic One 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
It is nice and sunny out, so when you come home, you think nothing of leaving your windows of your car down.
An hour or so goes by, and a thunder storm starts, and you are thinking wow, it is raining pretty hard.
Then the lightbulb goes off, MY WINDOWS!!!
Never fails!!!
Same goes with the Umbrella...you never have one, or its in the trunk!
You are habitually early for things that it does not matter, yet the thing that really matters that you be on time, you barely make it, and your huffing and puffing and pissed by time you get there.
And this is the biggest...
Oh that will never happen to me....
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
2006-10-15 08:37:12 · answer #1 · answered by Oorah Wife 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A small child will always wait until you are talking to someone like your minister or mother-in-law to ask the meaning of the most obscene word he's ever heard.
When being given directions, if the person tells you, "you can't miss it!"...you undoubtedly will.
The odds of a grape jelly sandwich landing sticky side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
2006-10-15 19:22:42 · answer #2 · answered by crazylilwhitewoman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-a falling object will always land where it will do the most damage!
-the chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face-down is
directly proportional to the cost of the carpet!
- anything good in life is either illegal,immoral,or fattening!
2006-10-16 00:51:17 · answer #3 · answered by rjr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The actual length of a minute is dependent upon on which side of the bathroom door you are located.
2006-10-15 13:59:31 · answer #4 · answered by FlrBeachGirl 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The last nut will always be the hardest to get off.
2006-10-15 13:58:51 · answer #5 · answered by skylerrrr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Friendly fire...isn't. Tracer rounds work both ways.
2006-10-15 13:59:13 · answer #6 · answered by happygogilmore2004 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if a thing has to go wrong it WILL go wrong and that too at the WORST POSSIBLE time and place!
2006-10-15 13:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by Shariq M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unbreakable toys can be used to break other toys.
2006-10-15 13:54:11 · answer #8 · answered by Jim H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOPS !
2006-10-15 13:58:14 · answer #9 · answered by cork 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋