What's the best one you ever heard?
2006-10-15 05:34:19 · 24 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
the yanks never went to the moon
2006-10-15 05:35:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Probably the ones that manage to incorporate all the various conspiracy theories into one gigantic roll of malarkey are my favorites.
Some people, generally the ones who have parents who are closely related, believe that the moon landing was faked to give the United States an advanced position on the world stage and that Marylin Monroe was murdered because she learned from President Kennedy that the entire space program was a phony. Then, when President Kennedy and his brother Robert objected to Monroe being eliminated by the CIA, which is actually run by aliens who are actually directing all US policies after they came to earth at Roswell New Mexico, both Kennedy brothers had to be killed to ensure their silence. Mix into this the usual Jewish world rule, one world order, Trilateralists, Holocaust deniers, Elvis is alive, Bigfoot was in my backyard and alien anal probe monthly and you have the convoluted basis from which the current 9/11 conspiracy theories spring and thrive.
The real marvel is that the people who spout such nonsense have no idea that they are nothing more than comedy relief for the same world. They believe that the US govenment has pulled off the most incredible cover ups imaginable, UFOs at Area 51, aliens living among us, killing their own presidents, faking a moon landing in front of the entire world, teleporting entire warships across space and time, planting tons of explosives throughout the world trade center without anyone noticing, crashing a cruise missle into the Pentagon and then trucking in plane parts to scatter across the grounds without being seen,,,and yet that same bunch couldn't keep secret one congressman sending obscene e-mails to teenage congressional pages. That there just might be a contradiction here doesn't seem to occur to the conspiracy buffs.
Just try to take them for what they are, harmless loons living in their parents basement that are worthy of a chuckle. They aren't worth raising your blood pressure over and reading their theories can be almost a theraputic as watching the Three Stooges after a tough day.
2006-10-15 06:14:33 · answer #2 · answered by mjlehde@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Coca Cola and Pepsi where originally produced by the same company and the rivalry gets them the best of both worlds...
Also Tampax is supposed to contain a small amount of Fibre Glass (which is legal) to make you bleed more. Only pure cotton are completely safe and cost about 10 times as much...
2006-10-15 05:43:21 · answer #3 · answered by mark leshark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
apparently on September 11th when the planes went into the twin towers and the pentagon, there was no plane that hit the pentagon!!!!!
why would they lie?
well apparently it was actually a missile that hit it! maybe something completely unrelated! using the terrorist attack as a cover up?!
did u ever notice how there is loads of footage and pictures and now even a film of the towers but hardly n e thing of the Pentagon!?
i think there is only a picture showing a small hole in the side of the building! there would have been a lot more damage if it was a plane!
well this is all info that's been passed on from a friend of a friend of a friend so how much actual fact i have correct I'm not sure but its certainly something to look into and to question!
2006-10-15 05:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Someone once told me that puppets are just toys, and don't actually have lives and personalities of their own. THat would mean that things like Avenue Q and the Muppet Show weren't actually real - which can't be right - I am living proof of that! Someone told me that inserting a hand into one's nether regions to get some animation ior facial expression s all part of the puppet thing - I just don't believe it - It's never done me any harm!
2006-10-15 05:39:58 · answer #5 · answered by Miss Behavin 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The one about Bernard Manning and Julian Clary being related.
2006-10-15 05:39:51 · answer #6 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has to be the Twin Towers on 9/11 when they say it was all a set-up with explosives rigged ready to demolish the towers after the planes hit. Come on..........! people that worked there might just have noticed demolition charges and strange wiring, don't you think?
2006-10-15 05:41:05 · answer #7 · answered by reader19492003 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Some people actually think Bush is smart enough to stage 9/11.....lol The twerp can't even speak english.
2006-10-15 05:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think the ones about the Clintons murdering Vince Foster.
2006-10-15 05:36:22 · answer #9 · answered by tarro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That every time something bad happens, ie. Hurricanes, Tornadoes, Tsunamis, Earthquakes, etc., it's always President Bushes fault. Give me a break.
2006-10-15 06:01:07 · answer #10 · answered by bystander1212 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That Princess Diana was murdered. The story gets more and more absurd the longer it goes on. Just let her rest in peace.
2006-10-15 05:36:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋