2006-10-15 04:17:32 · 61 answers · asked by betty biscuit 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
its in your car....
2006-10-15 04:19:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Last Friday night when you decided to barrel in the front door. Remember going straight to the kitchen to get crunchy Bourbon biscuits, remember going back to the living room to put the telly on, remember falling asleep in the chair:Bourbons on one side, remote on other, remember stirring in your sleep and eating a Bourbon or two, remember falling back asleep, remember when in the morning you awoke, looked down and thought you'd eaten those Bourbons.
Remember going in search of indegestion tablets.
Have you tried behind the sofa?
2006-10-15 04:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by Moorglademover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Under the cushions on the couch.
Under the couch.
Around the t.v.
In your handbag
In the newspaper
In the kitchen
In the bathroom (hopefully not)
In your pocket
Near the phone.
By the way, do you ever pick up the phone and try to change channels with it? I hate when I do that.
2006-10-15 04:21:50 · answer #3 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, poor you, I know how you feel, as I have the same trouble being 71 years Old. Have a look in your handbag or in the fridge, did you put it into your coat pocket maybe?. you will probably find it by surprise soon. Cheer up.
2006-10-15 04:30:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You left it in the kitchen when you went to get a snack duh ...
Love this quote"Have you ever noticed that people are willing to search the whole house for the remote control than just change the channel manually" (remind you of anyone) xXx
2006-10-15 04:29:38 · answer #5 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It fell down inside the cushion of the couch, and now you are going to have to open the couch by pulling out the bed, or flipping the couch over and reaching your hand up in there to get it. (Better than when the dog chewed mine up.
2006-10-15 04:20:21 · answer #6 · answered by yarger72 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I haven't the REMOTEST idea, I'm not even REMOTELY interested either!!! Try getting up to change channels - lose some weight!!! Tried the radio - or sex?!?!
2006-10-15 04:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Logically.
Down the settee?
Behind the settee?
Down the chair?
Behind the chair?
Under the coffee table?
Or has the dog nicked it & buried it in the garden?
Oh well U'll have 2 get up & turn it over/up/down manually, eh?
2006-10-15 04:20:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but... I've been looking for my cordless phone for 2 weeks... the battery of course is dead and to locate it is impossible... when you find you remote... see this my phones with it...
2006-10-15 04:20:32 · answer #9 · answered by Sandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the biscuit tin with half a custard cream you aint scoffed yet.
2006-10-15 06:11:58 · answer #10 · answered by mark leshark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I think it's on the t.v.! I always lose mine there!
2006-10-15 04:24:51 · answer #11 · answered by Clare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋