Put your funny thinking caps on...I am stumped!!!?

Question

My really good friend is always bragging to me that she also has a masters degree, along with a minor degree.
Her major is in recreation and entertainment,and her minor is in procrastination.
Her birthday is coming up, and I bought a new program for my computer that prints out all kind of templates, including diplomas.
I am trying to come up with a funny acronym for the 2 college names. One for the Masters, another for the Minor.
If it has swear words, thats fine. But no GD, or F-bombs.
I want them to match the diploma....Like Lazy University for the Masters, and L A Z and Y all have a words assc. with it.
Lazy is not the one I was looking for!!
I need this done by tomorrow!! I need all you creative people to help!!!
Thanks a Bundle!

Ok, my friend below obviously is the one who needs a nap.
There is no such thing as a Major in those areas or minor in the other. its a flippin joke!!
We are going to do it as a joke.
There are no colleges with those degrees!
Otherwise I would not ask for one~

Answer 1

Try this: Sleepy Hollow Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.)
&
Flagg-Lyre Optional Preperatory (F.L.O.P.)

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or Boston Latin Advanced Hellenic (B.L.A.H.)
or Colgate-Rutgers Advanced Preperatory
(C.R.A.P.)

This was fun! Good Luck!

Answer 2

P M S U Pussy Masturbators Science University
W W R U Whacky Weed Recreational University
U O P H University of Pot Heads
B A V U Born Again Virgin University
D O R A Daughers of Redneck Americans
M I T Margarita Institute Technology
C O C S College Of Cock Searchers
B U M P Bookless University Margarita Party
L P G A Ladies Procrastination Graduation Association
U N LV University Nymphomaniacs Loving Viagra
B B B B Bratty Bitches Beer Bash
U O T I M University of Tomorrow I May
C O C O College of Cannot Obligate
...................where did you buy the template? E-mail [e-mail] with information please.