Hey well I was in the barn feeding my Billie goat, and well one thing led to another. Pretty soon I was riding her from behind. Well, my wife came in, and caught us in the act. I tried to pass it off as my pants just fell down. She didn't believe me though. So, now she's kicked me out of the house, and is asking for a divorce. Can someone please help me make things better with her.
2006-10-15 03:30:26 · 22 answers · asked by Josh Colgen 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Tell her the goat got you drunk and took advantage of you.
2006-10-15 03:32:25 · answer #1 · answered by super stud 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You had an affair with a goat? Well chances are if you had to do it with the goat, your wife isn't worth the time of day ... ha ha ha. Sorry
If you love your wife and you still want to stay with her, prove to her that you still love her and that Billie means nothing to you. Just don't do anything totally crazy ok?
2006-10-15 10:34:34 · answer #2 · answered by Hyper hyper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Divorce the wife, marry Billie-in Arkansas.
2006-10-15 10:32:35 · answer #3 · answered by angelica_rae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just keep the Billy goat. It won't kick ya out and you won't have it answer you back. Cheaper to lmao
2006-10-15 10:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring Billie into the marriage, so you can have a very sophisticated menage a trois
2006-10-15 10:34:32 · answer #5 · answered by Sleepless 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You blew it man and there is little to be done. Too late to learn and get her back, life is too short and once trust is broken, what gives you the right to impound on her again you'll only do it again and the grass is not sweeter on the other side either is is?
2006-10-15 10:42:25 · answer #6 · answered by tracey s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you and Billie should move in together! Leave your wife alone-she doesn't need a goat disease!!! FOOL-TAIL
2006-10-15 10:36:02 · answer #7 · answered by Sally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got to be kidding me you are sick it's a good thing im not your wife because i would have beat the **** out of you and then divorced you . what is she going to say well im divorcing my husband because he had an affair WITH A FUCK1NG GOAT YOU ARE SICK SHE SHOULD DIVORCE YOUR *** .
2006-10-15 10:36:35 · answer #8 · answered by mz.thang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should go and ask Billie the goat!!! Maybe she will help you!!!
2006-10-15 10:32:45 · answer #9 · answered by winona e 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really. Take your goat and leave. Live happily ever after.
2006-10-15 10:32:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋